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Have you ever lit one of your farts?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bryan316, Aug 8, 2007.


  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    If not, have you ever seen it done in person?



    I do it every opportunity I can. I'm immortalized on several camaraphones. It's a HUGE bitchfest if I blast an awesome acoustically impressive fart, without lighting it. My friends start throwing beer cans and stuff at me if I "waste a burner" as they say.
     
  2. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    No.
     
  3. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    No and no.
     
  4. No, I just light fart-lighters on fire because I hate them.

    Where's my kerosene?
     
  5. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Ontario
    lol at "waste a burner." Nice.

    Be careful with that though...sometimes the fire travels back up and zaps your rectal area. My roommate did that last year and had a few singed hairs, dig?
     
  6. funkydjembe

    funkydjembe

    Apr 5, 2007
    Norway
    you should be careful with that stuff dude. One day it might backfire, and burn your tongue
     
  7. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Apparently the father or someone I went to school with scorched his colon doing it!
     
  8. Ericman197

    Ericman197

    Feb 23, 2004
    Iowa
    Do you do this while wearing pants? boxers? I'm curious because I'd like to attempt the lighted fart technique myself, but I'm worried about backfiring and poor performance.
     
  9. Yes.

    It's tremendously easy.

    ALWAYS WEAR PANTS!

    Just make sure the flame is close and let'er rip. My jeans have never caught fire or anything. And I'm a veteran.
     
  10. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    I tried but I blew it out :(
     
  11. NKUSigEp

    NKUSigEp

    Jun 6, 2006
    Bright, IN
    LOL No but this has inspired me to start trying! :D
     
  12. Me too, I've never seen it done.

    I literally LOL at this: "Do you do this while wearing pants? boxers? I'm curious because I'd like to attempt the lighted fart technique myself, but I'm worried about backfiring and poor performance.

    Especially the "poor performance". :D
     
  13. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    never can find a lighter in time:meh:
     
  14. It's possible? Thought it was just a saying. I know somebody that died doing it.
    R.I.P. Kenny.
     
  15. Saw it done at a party in my early days, by a girl...
     
  16. 1. Wear pants.
    2. Use a match, preferably wood. Lighter doesn't work well.
    3. It really works.
     
  17. The_D

    The_D Well, thats like your opinion. Man...

    Mar 20, 2004
    Fife, Scotland
    Yup done it a few times.

    +1 on always wearing jeans.
     
  18. I lived with roomates for quite a while. There isn't much I haven't seen or tried :eyebrow: A BBQ grill lighter works the best. It allows you to keep your hand at a safe distance ;)
     
  19. Jeff Martinez

    Jeff Martinez

    May 10, 2005
    Denver, CO
    "waste a burner"...

    That's awesome. I think I have to use that as a song title. :bassist:
     
  20. NKUSigEp

    NKUSigEp

    Jun 6, 2006
    Bright, IN
    Aw %&*$ dude! The stick is on fire! :eek:
     

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