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Have you ever played your bass while naked?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by All_¥our_Bass, Apr 16, 2005.

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Who the hell would do this!?

  4. You just gave me a new idea

  1. All_¥our_Bass


    Dec 26, 2004
    So uh... have you?

    (no pics plz ... ...unless you are female and attractive)
  2. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I had a towel on. I just grabbed it after I got out of the shower to wang on for a minute.
  3. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    I don't want my bass touching me over there.
  4. Desi


    Jan 11, 2005
    Wait, so Flea and I are the only ones? :eek:

  5. uh , "wang on" ?.......... :eyebrow:

  6. yes, i love hanging around the house naked when nobody is in. playing bass during the clotheslessness just sweetens the deal!
  7. picknslap


    Sep 9, 2004
    Hang on, I'll be right back...
  8. BassGod


    Jan 21, 2004
  9. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    No. :)
  10. Whafrodamus


    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    Never. I'm afraid I would slip, fall, and get a free preview to what prison life is like.
  11. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    I've done the towel-out-of-the-shower and the boxers-and-t-shirt, but never naked. The gloss finish on my fretted would be just dang cold, and my fretless...*shrug* No willies on my yammie, ok?
  12. Thee


    Feb 11, 2004
    San Luis Obispo, CA
    You don't need to go to prison for that.
  13. Grisanti


    Apr 17, 2005
    I've done it just at home not live,
  14. No, I prefer to play with clothes...
    Better feelings! ;)


  15. JAL


    Dec 15, 2004
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Not ashamed to say, that on many occasion, yes. I once played on the toilet, but thats another poll i guess? ;-)
  16. done it live, and do it everyday in the house.

    and yes, gloss finishes are dang cold :crying: :p
  17. Would an oil finish be better for playing naked ? I'm planning to build my first bass, and I'm still considering my options ...

  18. Never, actually. Other people play my bass, it would be weird.
  19. My bass normally wears a Victoria Secret thong and Tevas, but I strip it naked when I'm in the mood to get busy. It's only wearing a smile and a tan when the magic happens.
  20. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    tightie whities on stage lots of times

    naked in the house often

    naked on stage - will happen one day i'm sure