threads like these are why I waste so much time at work here on Talkbass... almost brings a tear to my eye...
You guys laugh, but I have a history with distemperd and rabid squirrels. Squirrel attacks are no laughing matter, my friends
There is a squirrel that always wakes me up. It's always screwing around outside my bed room window, throwing things and running on the roof very loudly. One time I opened the curtain to see what he was doing and and he was standing straight up with his tiny squirrel but in my face.
Oh, great, add that to the list of things to be paranoid of. I'll be sure to look at the squirrels more closely and grab Mr. 12ga if there's a problem.
Cough, harrumph baseballbatdidthetrick cough, hack. Save the 12ga. for the raccoons. They'll grow to the size of a VW in some cities.
Especially when the squirrels are capable of querrilla warfare. They attack and disappear into the woods...