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HELP!!!!!! can ANYONE come up with a good comeback to the insult "Bass players are..

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by missymoolaura, Jan 7, 2008.


  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    Tell em, "I bet I can do something you can't do with your guitar!"

    "Oh yeah? What?"

    Then flop your speaker cab on it's side, make their girlfriend (or them if it's a gal) sit on your cab, crank your amp, drop your E string's tuner down nice and low, and pluck ONE note, and say, "My G string can hit her G spot!"


    HOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!


    Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
     
  2. hmmmm how about

    "suck off, jerk"

    if that doesn't work you can always *bam* give 'em the ol' fork-in-the-eye.
     
  3. louieeadg

    louieeadg uncle petey?

    Jun 13, 2007
    outer banks, nc
    As a small child, you were on ritalin.
     
  4. ahkiatt

    ahkiatt

    Sep 30, 2006
    Singapore
    Guitars have G strings as well.
     
  5. being dropped on your head and being on ritalin, while to being mutually exclusive, may have each played a role...
     
  6. louieeadg

    louieeadg uncle petey?

    Jun 13, 2007
    outer banks, nc
    Getting dropped on your head as a small child is uber \M/etal.
     
  7. EADG mx

    EADG mx

    Jul 4, 2005
    I thought of a good comeback in defence of the 4 string

    "Jaco only needed 4!"

    I'm pretty sure I invented it.
     
  8. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    But can THEIR G string make women quiver? Didn't think so!
     
  9. louieeadg

    louieeadg uncle petey?

    Jun 13, 2007
    outer banks, nc
    Hmmm...depends on the definition. Some may look as though they're quivering but it's probably a shudder.
     
  10. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    I seriously don't think any of you bastages have seen Private Parts.
     
  11. louieeadg

    louieeadg uncle petey?

    Jun 13, 2007
    outer banks, nc
    Yes, yes we have...great scene, it made me want to play bass.

    Can't you take a little ball-busting?
     
  12. BassChuck

    BassChuck Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2005
    Cincinnati
    I'll bet you rode the short bus to school.
     
  13. How about

    "Your mom makes me play bass 'cause she likes it when I slap".
     
  14. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Actually when people make fun of me for playing bass I just say "OMG you're so right!" and then just stare at them and not say anything else. They totally don't know what to do with that, they EXPECT some kind of witty comeback and when you don't give them a comment they actually get all fidgety and don't know what to say next.

    Nine times out of ten when I'm looking at them they'll look away, then pick at their clothes or something and then usually mumble some excuse and walk away.

    To me, THAT is funny!!
     
  15. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit


    Heh heh heh.

    "You're breakin' my balls, Craig. You're breakin' my balls."
     
  16. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Cup a fart and give them an air biscuit. Tell them that it's the brown note.
     
  17. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Say "bass players are poppa class".

    Then hit them with a sly throat punch. Of course, this might land you in hot water.
     
  18. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Tell them to buy you a beer and you will explain it to them. Once you have a beer walk away.
     
  19. +1

    LMAO
     
  20. awesome, it might work better than the ol' fork-in-the-eye. there is a first time for everything.
     

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