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HELP!!!!!! can ANYONE come up with a good comeback to the insult "Bass players are..

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by missymoolaura, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. DanGouge


    May 25, 2000
    Hand them an unlined fretless, that's extra fun.
  2. " Err, bass players are just people who can't handle 6 strings"

    "Err, Guitar player are just people who need 2 more strings to sound decent."
  3. :D:D
  4. Even better, hand them any fretless and watch the fun begin.

    guitarists+ fretlesses= chaos.

  5. Hahah yeah that would be funny.

    or mabey i should let them talk themselves up just a little mit more, so they look like even more of an idiot when a fretless bass is handed to them
  6. Bluesdog


    Apr 24, 2006
    Gold Coast
    When I was younger and gigging, one morning whilst contemplating the pack up and having a few beers, the barmaid come over with a couple of complimentary jugs and says, "you guys were awesome", then turns to me and says,"bass must be so hard, it's like you are soloing all night long" the guitarists were stunned, . . . . . . .

    yes , . .of course i took her home .

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