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Help me find my identity! I'm so lost! (was multiple "Am I the new..." threads)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SpankyPants, Sep 23, 2008.


  1. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
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    No? Good. Consider yourself lucky.
     
  2. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Got lazy eye?
     
  3. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    What?
     
  4. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Who said what? Was it that guy?
     
  5. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Huh?
     
  6. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    you do have pretty good teeth, considering.
     
  7. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Lazy eye. My cousin has it. It's when one of your eyes is cross-eyed, but the other is normal.
     
  8. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    I know, I was pretending not to notice that one eye was crossed. :smug: So much for that joke.


    And I dig my snaggle teef. Never bad enough to require braces... but never good enough to keep me from looking like a deranged hick.
     
  9. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Spanky has a case of what the Japanese call lonpari. Usually used to describe the direction of a woman's headlights, but it also applies to lazyeye. One eye looks at London while the other looks at Paris. And there you have it. lonpari
     
  10. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Zoom zoom zoom!
     
  11. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Joe- Killer of jokes everywhere.
     
  12. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    What?

    ;)
     
  13. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    I travel the world acting clueless to every one else's funny jokes and try and figure out the logic in them, therfore killing what was once funny.

    Damn, there I go again.:atoz:
     
  14. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    You seriously have a shirt that says Spanky on it, haha.
     
  15. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Hair006.


    (Yeah so it's no fu-manchu.)
     
  16. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Maki vs Spanky


    Place your bets now.
     
  17. im gonna say no. he has stories about sexy asian chicks. you have stories about your hand. definitely not the same.
     
  18. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    I've definitely drawn squinty eyes on my hand, though. I can post pics?
     
  19. please don't:atoz:
     
  20. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    You know the rules, no pics, no disturbed childhood.
     

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