Okay I need some help from the masses here. Im stumped. I am a bass player in a rock band called Allison Ditch and I have never really been "the normal guy." I'm currently 6'9" and about 310lbs. Ginormous by normal standards. (There is a picture at www.allisonditch.com if you do not believe me.) I also have been a huge fan of Claypool, Bootsy Collins and other Flashy bass players of that nature, and I wanna do that. Granted I can't do the Bootsy clothes and stuff like that in a modern rock band, just wouldnt fit if ya know what I mean. Soooooo your homework is to help me come up with ideas for my stage presence. Costumes, or anthing of the like would work. Please no body painting or mudvayne-ish or slipknot-ish type stuff. But I do have the nickname "The Chip." work with that, because that is going to be my pseudonym. Let me know what ya come up with.