Yes, you read the title correctly. Let me explain. My friend and former guitarist is, after over ten years with the same woman, finally tying the knot this month. I'm a groomsman. Both of these individuals are far from pretentious and are having fun with the wedding (the invitations were done up like concert tickets). The wedding party is going to be entering the reception to different rock tunes. I'm walking in to Back in Black (the couple are walking in to Push It by Static-X). Somewhere along the line, it was decided that I would have a pimp cane or an...er, walking stick if you want to be politically correct. I've been checking out the wares on Google. Obviously, I don't want to spend an uber amount of money, because I'm not planning on joining "the business" after the wedding, but I'm definitely into a sweet cane. Some I pose the question to you: What is the best pimp cane for metal (or blues-based hard rock if you want to be a genre nazi about it)?