So, we've got a dog, and it sucks. It's housebroken... sometimes. It pooped outside about two hours ago, then I took her on a walk, and 2 minutes after getting home, jumps on the couch and poop ahoy! Plus she barks her ass off at everything. If she hears someone in the distance, if someone walks by her, if we are driving in a car and she sees someone. It's really annoying, considering we aren't suppose to have a dog at these apartments. My girlfriend won't let me get rid of her (even though she was my Christmas gift or something). She's almost a year old, and I don't want her to get too old before she learns some new tricks, like shutting the hell up and going outside. Advice?