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Hey, what ever happened to Joe Nerve?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Joe Nerve, Feb 10, 2003.

  1. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    Anybody know where Joe Nerve went? I haven't seen him here in a while. He didn't post all that often but when he did he always said the wisest, most informative, and wittiest things. I miss that guy's wit and wisdom. I almost feel lost here at Talkbass without him. Wonder what he's been up to. Anybody have any clues?
  2. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Didn't realise he went anywhere :eek:
  3. rllefebv


    Oct 17, 2000
    Newberg, Oregon
    Wasn't he on a top secret mission to find new Victoria's Secret models??

  4. Yeah, where was he?

    Where is he?
  5. Last I heard he was into home remodeling and was looking for pointers. My guess is he's been at Home Depot.
  6. ldiezman


    Jul 11, 2001
    ehh.. I never liked that guy anyways.. he was all "hey look at me in my underwear and ripped body" I just didn't appreciate that much.. I mean.. I know I am one of the sexiest men alive... but you didn't see me slappin pictures of my hot body all over the internet.. :rolleyes: :D
  7. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    I hear he got tired of "self-promotion"!! ;)
  8. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    While you were out, I past you in total posts!:D
  9. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
  10. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Abducted by aliens. I saw the whole thing.

  11. Stupidnick


    Mar 22, 2002
    ...my room...
    you are all wrong..
    you just saw.. like.. clones of him made by a scientific research center on Human Cloaning.

    He started dating Janet Jackson and she got him into premartial sheep sheering. He then was influenced by her to clone himself along with Britiney spears. He was using the same method britney spears used. You know, she had great results just look at all those little clones at the malls looking for buttfloss.
    Anyway after he was cloning he went in with Janet to get a Colonostomy and they reversed the tube and his butt ended up getting bigger than JLOs and so they pulled the plug (no pun intended) and he flew off into the air through the window, he flew maybe 15 feet above the ground at about 30 miles an hour, spewing POO POO all over everything; and then he ended up hitting a train and dying of Natural Causes.

    The end......
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    He found out that my pants are snazzier than his. Losing his title as "Person with the snazziest pants." He became criminally insane and... well... I'll let you figure out the rest.
  13. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    Seriously Joe (hmmm.. I wonder how may times you've heard that ;) ),

    What's up with you? How's the house thing going?
  14. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    He went to Texas to become a woman, where they know how to do that sort of thing.
  15. rllefebv


    Oct 17, 2000
    Newberg, Oregon
    Hamsters everywhere are heaving a collective sigh of relief...

  16. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
    Joe who??:confused:

  17. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
  18. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    He was a jolly person, to bad he's dead huh guys.:(
  19. Tim Cole

    Tim Cole Supporting Member

    Jun 12, 2002
    Findlay, Ohio
    I had thought about making a post last week asking where he had been. Polly, I don't really think that was very funny by the way.
  20. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Well, since he's obviously alive, and started this thread, i think it's damn funny.