Hilarious product review

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by TomA1234, May 23, 2012.

  1. TomA1234


    Jul 27, 2009
    Fareham, England
  2. Thanks for the dose of Brit humor!
  3. Some of these are hysterical! Hahaha
  4. "I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
    Leaving me all of a fluster
    You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
    With the heat from my genital cluster."

  5. TomA1234


    Jul 27, 2009
    Fareham, England
    My favorite review title is "Sweet baby Jesus deliver me from this torment".
  6. I cant believe that more than 400 people read those reviews and still tried it!

    Might have to order some and give it a go....
  7. Maroon coloured bag of agony. Great.
  8. HAHAHA!!!!! Awesome! :D
  9. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,

    "Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now...

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "
  10. OMG, I was almost in tears!!

  11. i'm sorry...i apologise!

    i simply can't finish it....tears of laughter are streaming from my eyes.

    i'll go in and read it bit by bit because that is the only way i have a chance.

    "my favorite eye"...god, how hilarious. i'm sorry americans (and i include myself in that distinguished group)...you are not now, nor will you ever be, as freakin' god-awful funny as the British.

    i salute your whole damn country....:D

  12. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  13. Yambag.
  14. audreycashin

    audreycashin Supporting Member

    Mar 14, 2010
    long island, ny
    :crying::crying:i'm cryin' here.....can't.....read....any....more.......
  15. colcifer

    colcifer Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2010
    These reviews are priceless! Thanks, Tom!
  16. HAHAHH! +2. We should get this stickied just for fun. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
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