Here I am watching the History Channel when I hear this truck motor rumbling in front of my house. Later the doorbell rings, and it's this guy in a brown uniform holding a big box. I open it, and it's one of those Essex 62 Jazz bass clones! I mentioned that I'd like to get one and modify it to my wife about 2 months ago, and she got it without telling me. Just when I was going to leave her for Tiffany Towers, she up and does this!