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Holy Crap...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Unchain, Oct 21, 2005.


  1. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    My outside cat had kittens, but they're afraid of us, so tonight I took the garbage out and came face to face with a kitten, so I ran toward it fast and it ran up our large wooden fence. That's right straight up it so fast if you blinked you would have missed it. This isn't a small fence either, it's about 8' or so. Blew my mind.
     
  2. nataku

    nataku

    Jun 21, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    why did you run at it? to make it hate you more? ;)
     
  3. crikker

    crikker Yooper From Way Back Supporting Member

    Sep 25, 2004
    UP
    I think he was trying to step on it. :p
     
  4. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    Something like that.
     
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Are you the Montana version of NTB?? Did you have a vacuum in your hand? :D

    -Mike
     
  6. the bad news is your kittens are mutants, each with special powers, like the fantastic 4, except there are more then 4, and theyre going to plot against you and kill quite likely
     
  7. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    toms_river.nj.us
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    I was thinking the same thing :meh:

    those kittens are wild and will produce kittens that are even more wild... they are quick to "un domesticate". The mother cat has taught them to fear potential threats and to always be ready to protect their own lives.

    Why isn't your "outdoor cat" fixed?
     
  8. Tsal

    Tsal

    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    Yep, it's like a real life Critters movie.
     
  9. WE'RE ALL DOOMED...
     
  10. fr0me0

    fr0me0

    Dec 7, 2004
    Winnipeg Canada

    good question
     
  11. I'm 'fixed', & rarely even go outside. ;) BTW, why do they call it 'fixed?' I have 3 children; things obviously worked just fine.... :rollno:
     
  12. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Ontario
    Most certainly is.
     
  13. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    'Less catbox cleanin'.
     
  14. When my cat was real little he ran probably about 10-15 feet across the fence (totally sideways). Was amazing to watch, wish I had a video camera.
     
  15. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    toms_river.nj.us
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    'cause kitty will no longer spew unwanted offspring... hence that issue is "Fixed"

    do you prefer "Altered" :p
     
  16. bluntman_bass

    bluntman_bass

    Jul 13, 2004
    Wilcox, NE
    In our old house i saw my cat jump from the floor, straight to the top of the fridge. It was crazy.
     
  17. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    Not our cat, we just feed it so it doesn't starve. We got all the kittens together and took them to the rescue shelther, and they're going to try to catch the mom, so she won't have to keep having kittens and will hopefully go to a new home.
     
  18. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida
    He obviously doesn't watch the price is right lol
     
  19. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    George Costanza vs. Pigeons.

    You better watch out next time... :meh: