Dismiss Notice

Psst... Ready to join TalkBass and start posting, make new friends, sell your gear, and more?  Register your free account in 30 seconds.

Homeland Security - Please read for God's sake!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Cultman, Mar 21, 2003.


  1. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
  2. More refreshing than a vanilla coke!:D

    I especially like the one: If faucet is levitating, David Copperfield may be in the area.

    I don't think the people from Missouri or Texas are going to be too happy.:D

    Too funny.

    Mike
     
  3. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    Melnibone
    Those are funny.
     
  4. Those things are hilarious.

    "If youare Vin Diesel, just yell real loud."

    :D:D:D

    Rock on
    Eric:bassist:
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I posted them at work, just in case. Don't want people ruining their good hand shielding their faces from radiation.
     
  6. seamus

    seamus

    Feb 8, 2001
    Jersey
    lol, some of those were a trip :D
     
  7. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Too funny! Thanks!
     
  8. seamus

    seamus

    Feb 8, 2001
    Jersey
    Someone sent me this in an email, seemed like it would fit in this thread.

    To: Dept. of Homeland Security

    Dear Sirs:

    I have my duck taped....now what?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Priceless! Absolutely priceless!

    Mike :D
     
  10. HAHAHA!! The one about an attack on Texas got me laughing!

    jtbp
     
  11. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    [​IMG]
    "Few people realize that exclamation points have killed as many people as fire and biological weapons combined."

    :D :D :D