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Hope this isn't anyone here...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by szvonek, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. Joe P

    Joe P

    Jul 15, 2004
    Milwaukee, WI
    Oh, did I just have a laugh! Some of those are hilarious!

    I absolutely cried at 'Mount Douchemore' - I'm afraid that an hour from now, when my wife gets back from work, there's still a danger it'll come to mind, and I'll suddenly cackle for no apparent reason.

    I'd better go find world news headlines on TV. I gotta go.

  2. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    The current Douchebag (there term, not mine) is actually a TB member called "ninestring" AKA Garry Goodman.

    ERB users = please don't click the above link if you don't want to be offended. :D
  3. pierce

    pierce freethinker

    May 25, 2000
    San Francisco, Ca
    i was just glad to NOT find any old pictures of me in there...whew.
  4. The Manpanties of evil was the best... hahahahahaha *dies*

    Jiffyknot was pretty darn hilarious too!
  5. ambolina

    ambolina Guest

    Apr 7, 2004
    San Diego, Ca
    Hilarious caption! Love all the cute emo clones and warlock, sword swinging theme-bands! =)
  6. JiffyKnot
  7. my all-time personal favorite is cheese fries...so awesome.

    It's even better when one of your submissions makes it into the Hall...
  8. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    LOL! [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Marilyn Hanson!!![/font]
  9. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I got a couple reports about taking this one down because Gary Goodman is in the Hall of Feminine Cleansing Agents.

    It's all in good fun, people. How do you think all the other bands feel about it? Just because he's a TBer doesn't mean I can drop the thread.

    In the meantime, continue enjoying the pictures.
  10. pierce

    pierce freethinker

    May 25, 2000
    San Francisco, Ca

  11. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    Ok, these guys frighten me...
  12. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I've always thought RnR Confidential was one of the funniest sites on the web. Some of those captions are just magic!

    Does anyone else from TB feature in there, or know of anyone that does?
  13. Viviuos


    Jul 15, 2004
    Nehawka, Nebraska
    what kind is that?
  14. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN

    what might have tipped you off? :eyebrow:

    ...umm, the bass?

    j/k :D
  15. Eric Grossman

    Eric Grossman

    Nov 3, 2004
    St. Louis
    Endorsing Artist: Hipshot Products and SIT Strings
    I don't even know what to say. I'm glad I didn't see a picture of me, I guess.
  16. If they ain't goofin you there, they goof ya on uglybassplayer.com. :smug: