I hope it's new, & I hope it's funny... A guy goes out on a tour of the jungle with a guide. Suddenly, they hear these jungle drums... Dum-duh-duh-duh! Dum-duh-duh-duh!, etc. The tourist says: "Omigod, what is THAT?!!" Guide replies: "Do not worry- the jungle drums are how the natives speak! As long as we can hear the drums we're safe!" That night as they make camp & settle in, suddenly the drums stop!! The guide has a terrified expression! The tourist looks at him & says: "The... the... drums STOPPED!! NOW WHAT!!??" The guide looks at him with eyes wide w/ terror and says: "NOW----BASS SOLO!!"