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Horn Players best kissers?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Timbo, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. Oh totally..

    10 vote(s)
  2. No..

    16 vote(s)
  1. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
  2. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    Well, I used to date a french horn player. We had to break up because every time we kissed she tried to put her hand up my butt!

    Thanks, I'm here all week.....
  3. Zirc


    May 13, 2001
    Los Angeles
    People that know how to kiss are the best kissers man. Simple as that.
  4. 'JC'


    Mar 14, 2000

    I'm not gonna even ask where the other hand went.
  5. JTbass


    Jul 2, 2004
    Asutin TX
    lol that was funny
  6. Trombone players are nice though. :smug:
  7. Minger


    Mar 15, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    I wouldn't know...one of my friends plays trumpet (I think) but how should I know, never kissed her or anythin...0.o...
  8. Whafrodamus


    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    One of my exes was a trumpet player, she was bad.
  9. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio

    :D :D
  10. McHaven


    Mar 1, 2005
    just not tuba players.Way too open and sloppy to be the best kissers...and i speak from experience as a tuba player. Never think those female lips are that cold mouthpiece that needs some warm spit.
  11. fr0me0


    Dec 7, 2004
    Winnipeg Canada
    I played trombone in junior high band and could leave a hicki on a girl that would last a month
  12. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    i once knew this dude that claimed that this clarinet player gave such great "you know what" that he would wake up with the bed sheets up his arse......but then again, she was prolly wearing a strap on

  13. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Just as a guess, anything that uses 'strap on' as a noun is probably skating a little close to the edge. :bag:
  14. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Horn players dont have a life large enough to get experience kissing.
  15. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
  16. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    ...so she breathed in while playing the clarinet? I Think your mate may be telling porky-pies.

    I have a sudden urge to go and kiss a brasshole........