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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Timbo, Mar 7, 2005.
Well, I used to date a french horn player. We had to break up because every time we kissed she tried to put her hand up my butt!
Thanks, I'm here all week.....
People that know how to kiss are the best kissers man. Simple as that.
I'm not gonna even ask where the other hand went.
lol that was funny
Trombone players are nice though.
I wouldn't know...one of my friends plays trumpet (I think) but how should I know, never kissed her or anythin...0.o...
One of my exes was a trumpet player, she was bad.
just not tuba players.Way too open and sloppy to be the best kissers...and i speak from experience as a tuba player. Never think those female lips are that cold mouthpiece that needs some warm spit.
I played trombone in junior high band and could leave a hicki on a girl that would last a month
i once knew this dude that claimed that this clarinet player gave such great "you know what" that he would wake up with the bed sheets up his arse......but then again, she was prolly wearing a strap on
Just as a guess, anything that uses 'strap on' as a noun is probably skating a little close to the edge.
Horn players dont have a life large enough to get experience kissing.
...so she breathed in while playing the clarinet? I Think your mate may be telling porky-pies.
I have a sudden urge to go and kiss a brasshole........