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Horn Players best kissers?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Timbo, Mar 7, 2005.


  1. Oh totally..

    10 vote(s)
    38.5%
  2. No..

    16 vote(s)
    61.5%
  1. Timbo

    Timbo

    Jun 14, 2004
  2. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    Well, I used to date a french horn player. We had to break up because every time we kissed she tried to put her hand up my butt!


    Thanks, I'm here all week.....
     
  3. Zirc

    Zirc

    May 13, 2001
    Los Angeles
    People that know how to kiss are the best kissers man. Simple as that.
     
  4. 'JC'

    'JC'

    Mar 14, 2000

    LOL!
    I'm not gonna even ask where the other hand went.
     
  5. JTbass

    JTbass

    Jul 2, 2004
    Asutin TX
    lol that was funny
     
  6. Trombone players are nice though. :smug:
     
  7. Minger

    Minger

    Mar 15, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    I wouldn't know...one of my friends plays trumpet (I think) but how should I know, never kissed her or anythin...0.o...
     
  8. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    One of my exes was a trumpet player, she was bad.
     
  9. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    LMFFAO!!!!!!!

    :D :D
     
  10. McHaven

    McHaven

    Mar 1, 2005
    just not tuba players.Way too open and sloppy to be the best kissers...and i speak from experience as a tuba player. Never think those female lips are that cold mouthpiece that needs some warm spit.
     
  11. fr0me0

    fr0me0

    Dec 7, 2004
    Winnipeg Canada
    I played trombone in junior high band and could leave a hicki on a girl that would last a month
     
  12. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    i once knew this dude that claimed that this clarinet player gave such great "you know what" that he would wake up with the bed sheets up his arse......but then again, she was prolly wearing a strap on

    :D
     
  13. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Just as a guess, anything that uses 'strap on' as a noun is probably skating a little close to the edge. :bag:
     
  14. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Horn players dont have a life large enough to get experience kissing.
    :eek:
     
  15. Timbo

    Timbo

    Jun 14, 2004
  16. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    ...so she breathed in while playing the clarinet? I Think your mate may be telling porky-pies.

    I have a sudden urge to go and kiss a brasshole........