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Horoscopes in yesterdays (local) paper.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by yoshi, Mar 11, 2003.

  1. yoshi


    Jul 12, 2002
    England, London
    My mate brought a paper to college and shown me the horoscope which was pretty funny so I've scanned it. The jokes 12 year old humour but it made me chuckle:

    Glad I'm a capriccorn ;)
  2. Zon Bass

    Zon Bass

    Jan 20, 2002
    Dallas, TX
    That's classic
  3. Wha.....? That's mad/classic

  4. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I wrote the horriscopes for my school newspaper one week. They had to print some "real" horriscopes too, because mine were too off the wall. Because we can't disappoint the "believers". I said things like, "Beware the octopus of doom, he brings only pestilance and...doom." and "Aquaman is awesome, you should try to be more like him."
  5. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Oh man. That's some good stuff.