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Horseshoe Crab's Lack of Evolution

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Killing Floor, Dec 10, 2020.


  1. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    What gives? Can't really even eat this thing. ***? No claws? Complete waste of garlic butter IMHO.
    Horseshoe-crab-Leizhou-Peninsula-sand-beach-China.jpg
     
  2. I see what you’re doing here:) well played.
     
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  3. MYLOWFREQ

    MYLOWFREQ Supporting Member

    May 13, 2011
    Get a stingray instead.
     
  4. CallMeAl

    CallMeAl

    Dec 2, 2016
    Ithaca Ny
    Would look better with (Galapagos) Tort
     
  5. 31HZ

    31HZ Supporting Member

    First in line for the I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD, SO I'M GONNA POST IN IT crew! :woot:
     
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  6. Last edited: Dec 11, 2020
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  7. dalkowski

    dalkowski Supporting Member

    May 20, 2009
    Massachusetts USofA
    Ever try to shoe a horse with those things? Truly a fool's errand, and I speak from experience.

    (But I'm def digging the Antigua finish on that there crustacean.)
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2020
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  8. MattZilla

    MattZilla

    Jun 26, 2013
    CNY
    Hey, I ONLY eat horseshoe crab and have done so for 79 years after trying it out when I was 63 years old it’s the best food ever and you can make excellent actual horse shoes with it if you know what your doing and if you dont know what your doing you can just watch tumblr videos about it tumblr is better than youtube because I can sell tuna fish burritos in a cornfield just like a wall street man getting a Tupperware bucket filled with crayons for thursdays in Rochester when you can’t turn right on red and your only going to the store to buy masks and chewing tobacco and doant enbares me abowt ma punkchuwashin or iyel git angry
     
  9. Yeah, but can you use it to lay down a decent bass line? That's what I want to know.
     
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  10. nixdad

    nixdad

    Aug 15, 2008
    Los Angeles, CA
    Add a pickup, a bridge, a string and 1 tuning peg...could work.:whistle:
     
  11. BargeOn

    BargeOn Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2004
    CNY
    Definately holds down the low end of the evolutionary scale.

    BTW the evolutionary scale is a multi-tone scale with notes that mutate.
     
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  12. Kukulkan61

    Kukulkan61 Suspended Supporting Member

    Feb 8, 2011
    Northern Arizona
    :woot::roflmao::laugh:
     
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  13. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    A fretless crab nice... :cool:
     
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  14. dalkowski

    dalkowski Supporting Member

    May 20, 2009
    Massachusetts USofA
    However it's configured, I think we can all agree that it would be the best bass for crabcore:

     
  15. estimated to be 450 million years old, it must be doing something right
     
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  16. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
    You mean like Leo's original design?

    Riis
     
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  17. They may not have evolved much, but they are a huge contributor to human evolution. If you are vaccinated against Polio, Measles, Small Pox, or any number of plagues that could have caused you mortal harm, thank a Horseshoe Crab...
     
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  18. BassBrass

    BassBrass

    Jul 6, 2009
    Boston MA
    I love this topic. Horse Neck Beach RI. Where they go to die and rot in the son. Plaything for 3 year olds. There is Nothing that can be et on the horse shoe crab, but there is antifreeze in the blood or something which scientists are very interested in and they are being harvested for that. They are Pre Animal food.
     
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  19. Eon Sky

    Eon Sky Supporting Member

    Jul 7, 2013
    Pacific Northwest
    Hey, there's nothing wrong with sticking to the classics. I'm a fan of flats anyway.
     
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