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Horseshoe Crab's Lack of Evolution

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Killing Floor, Dec 10, 2020.

  1. Lobster11

    Lobster11 Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2006
    Williamsburg, VA
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  2. red_rhino

    red_rhino Artful Dodger Gold Supporting Member

    After inventing the horseshoe crab, Leo actually sold the company 451 million years ago. Collectors value those crabs highly and will pay more for them. The 450 million year old model was considered to be a "transitional" one and still fetches a decent price. Everything after 449 million years ago was crap.

    Is "tort butter" a thing?

    Seriously, we need a new feature where we can just give a like to every post in a thread with one click. My finger is getting tired! :laugh:
  3. SLPimp

    SLPimp An Injury to One is an Injury to All Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2020
    Santa Fe, New Mexico
    They're like bass players: they fill a niche, so why bother changing?
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  4. ficelles


    Feb 28, 2010
    Devon, England
    Everyone is talking about Limulidae as though that were just one thing, but I personally think Tachypleus tridentatus is way superior to Limulus polyphemus. And Carcinoscorpius rotundicauda sucks for metal.
  5. gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    Many people think Leo went on to do his best work, inventing the snow crab, dungeness crab and Maryland blue crab.
  6. 2112


    Apr 30, 2005
    This is why I TB :laugh:
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  7. Claymore


    Nov 10, 2019
    Rhode Island
    That beach is in Massachusetts but close enough. ;) I am still investigating the possibility of using horseshoe crab blood in my radiator. PETA might have something to say about that, though.
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  8. That thing has serious neck dive. Beware.
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  9. Kudos to you for putting those in the correct ascending order!
  10. Peteyboy


    Apr 2, 2018
    Los Angeles
    Pffft: hipster.
  11. soundsupport1


    Aug 17, 2017
    Avaliable with abalone inlays?
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  12. soundsupport1


    Aug 17, 2017
    MIJ ones are better, IMHO YMMV.
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  13. soundsupport1


    Aug 17, 2017
    That's not a true horseshoe crab. It's Roger sadowskys take on it...

    ...it's active.
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  14. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    Horse shoe crab = 4 string bass

    Alaskan king crab = ERB
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  15. Ruknrole

    Ruknrole Professional Amateur Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2018
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  16. Dang. I had my best joke in that thread.
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  17. L Anthony

    L Anthony Supporting Member

    May 14, 2009
    Unlike Rickenbacker's thinking with that fiddler crab thing. I mean, what's with the long claw on the one side? Really!
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  18. 2112


    Apr 30, 2005
    I managed to post "inb4 lock". Status is everything.
  19. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    And I posted it before you, so there! :p :cool: :roflmao: :D
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  20. red_rhino

    red_rhino Artful Dodger Gold Supporting Member

    Having active crabs isn't really something to be proud of.
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