It's such a fascinating process, this whole attracting women thing. I head out of town for a weekend to gig and I find that the bass player thing sorta kinda left a cool impression with this mid-twenties gal who was actually quite fetching. I'll be married in a month and a half, so I gave no thought to her obvious attempts at flirting. I was nice, but let her know I am engaged. I left town still faithful, but with an honest friend, at the very least. My only gripe... Why didn't this bass thing work out like this when I was a teen?!