There may be a few that are all-audiences friendly. This one is well, just clean enough to squeak by, I hope. Anyway, A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that his parrot can barely stay on his shoulder because the guy has a severe limp. Bartender notes that the wooden legs seems to be securely attached, but finds the problem soon enough - the guy has got a steering wheel shoved down the front of his trousers! The guy finally makes it up to the bar, and the bartender acknowledges him, saying, "Looks like a pretty uncomfortable arrangement you got there." "Arrrg! It's drivin' me nuts!" replies the pirate.