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How About The 5 Worst Movies Ever

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by srxplayer, Apr 8, 2005.


  1. srxplayer

    srxplayer

    May 19, 2004
    Highland, CA
    We have a thread about the 5 best movies and it started me thinking about the movies I couldn't stand to watch.

    Some of this stuff I did not make it through.

    1. The Razors Edge (Bill Murrays 1st attempt at a serious role)
    2. Slingblade. (HUH???? I think I am actually dumber from watching it.)
    3. Meatballs II (first movie I walked ever walked out of)
    4. That Gulf War Movie w/Meg Ryan as a Huey Pilot.
    5. Peggy Sue Got Married. (My wife loves this movie and we own it but every time it's on and I see and hear Nicholas Cage talk it almost drives me to violence)

    Honorable mentions that I did not put on my list:

    Anything made in the last 5 years with Lou Diamond Phillips.
    Anything that has Michael J. Fox in the military or as cop.
     
  2. Jaws 4

    Police Academy 2 on up

    The Haunting (what a waste of Liam Neeson)

    The hollowman (the Kevin Bacon movie...hmm, let's greenlight a movie around a rape scene with an invisible guy...yeah!)

    Any Jean Claude Van Damme movie. Timecop especially, or the one where he punches a snake...dumB!
     
  3. The Nanny

    The Nanny

    Dec 23, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    There are SOOO many horrible movies...I'll pick on bad movies that a bunch of people actually enjoyed (I'd love to know where these idiots live, btw):

    Pretty Woman (obvious)
    Anger Management (what was Jack thinking???)
    Battlefield Earth (sweet jesus...)
    JFK (his accent...omg)
    Daredevil (red tights = sexual ambiguity to the MAX!)
     
  4. 1. The Village (and Signs...he needs to stick to documentaries)
    2. Friday the 13th 2-10
    3. Waterworld (only movie I ever walked out of)
    4. The Scorpion King (could any of the actors have at least tried acting?)
     
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    I really like that movie.

    Hmmm....and to think I thought you were a cool guy. :D

    -Mike
     
  6. I just thought the acting was horrible, and that some of the lines were WAY cheezy. Such as when that one guy asks the Rock's character, "Will you be the one, to stand alone, against the pharoah?" Or something to that effect.

    Maybe it just wasn't my cup of tea. I did enjoy the previous 2 Mummys though.
     
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Or, I could just like crummy movies. :)

    As far as my list....

    Chicago
    Flight of the Phoenix - new version
    Weekend at Bernies
    Austin Powers
    Trespass

    -Mike
     
  8. fatbassjazzer

    fatbassjazzer

    Feb 27, 2004
    ATL
    I thought part 3 was pretty good.
     
  9. bassjamn

    bassjamn

    Jan 4, 2002
    San Francisco
    Yeah the village was pretty bad, I hate movies that try to "fool the audience" with some gimmicky ending.

    Worst movie i saw and walked out on was
    "Kull the conqueror, even if it did have Tia Carerre...It stunk!
     
  10. At the top of my list has to be Broken Lizard's Club Dread. What a piece of ****. The Jean Claude Van Damme movie where he's a karate master and the final fight takes place in a ring that's in the shape of a flattened U. You know where he gets blinded and screams a whole lot? I think that was Bloodsport. And Street Fighter.....yeah. Nearly all MTV movies except for Napoleon Dynamite and Beavis and Butthead Do America.
     
  11. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Even worse than The Beastmaster or Red Sonja??? :D

    -Mike
     
  12. Solaris

    Punch Drunk Love

    Mystery Men and Zoolander or just about anything with Ben Stiller (he just annoys the hell out of me)

    Sweptaway the Madonna version....el stinko
     
  13. fatbassjazzer

    fatbassjazzer

    Feb 27, 2004
    ATL
    That movie is so bad. I thought it would be alright, but I probably laughed one time watching it.
     
  14. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Home Alone 4 is probably the worst movie I have seen.
    Or maybe Going Overboard. Horrible movie.
    I have seen so many bad movies I should be able to pick 5.. Maybe I'll add more later.
     
  15. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    ghost ship
    napoleon dynamite.
     
  16. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    You know the movie sucked, but it was hillarious how they used the heavy metal soundtrack. I was cracking up the whole way through that film.
     
  17. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    You'd be amazed how many bad movies you find when your guitarist goes through the "cult" section of Hollywood Video and you agree to watch them.

    From there:
    1. Scarecrow Gone Wild (even if it DID have Ken Shamrock in it)
    2. Cheerleader Massacre
    3. Miner's Masacre (worst movie EVER!!!)

    From elsewhere:
    Napolean Dynamite (how am I supposed to like a movie where I want to beat the crap out of all but three people? Who greenlit that piece of crap?)
    Any Disney direct-to-video sequel. Seven months ago, I wouldn't care. Then I fell for a girl who grew up in Dine-heim and for some reason rents and buys all these things. WHY ARE THESE THINGS MADE? They are HORRIBLE!!! gah.....
     
  18. bassjamn

    bassjamn

    Jan 4, 2002
    San Francisco
    "Axe swinging through fiery clouds w/heavy metal intro"...I think that was the best part of the movie :eek: then it went all downhill....
     
  19. bassjamn

    bassjamn

    Jan 4, 2002
    San Francisco
    Hard to say, but i was too young to tell at the time. Plus 80's cheese was the defacto standard :D
     
  20. Jason Carota

    Jason Carota Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2002
    Lowell, MA
    1. Napoleon Dynamite (rented it, watched the first 15 minutes, shut it off)
    2. Requiem for a Dream
    3. John Carpenter's Vampires
    4. Jury Duty
    5. Waterworld