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How about this for "personalization"!?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Fender32, Mar 11, 2008.


  1. Fender32

    Fender32

    Jun 23, 2005
    Kent, England
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (drum roll) ... The amazing "JOE" bass :eek: ....


    JOEbass.

    :smug:

    According to the ebay listing (link), this guy can build you a custom guitar or bass, which spells out your name using these hand carved, ash blocks. Great gimmick, eh :)?

    I quite fancy one that simply says, "FUNK", or maybe "MoFo" :D. What do you think?
     
  2. What if you have a really, really long name? :p
     
  3. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    I imagine even getting "Chris" would be tricky!
     
  4. danomar

    danomar

    Dec 8, 2007
    Atlanta
    Zween!
     
  5. Fender32

    Fender32

    Jun 23, 2005
    Kent, England
    :meh: I dunno. "C" would be a good shaped letter for the bottom curve of the body and the top half of the "S" would make the perfect "upper horn". Only problem I can see would be access to the upper frets - the bottom half of the "S" curves the wrong way.

    Nope, there's nothing else for it mate, you'll have to change your name to "CHRISSIE" :D.

    Anyway, you wouldn't be seen dead playing this would you (not enough graphite for you ;)). You might like this one though, Chris (link).
     
  6. Fender32

    Fender32

    Jun 23, 2005
    Kent, England
    You just get better sustain, I suppose :smug:.
     
  7. Rumplestiltskin Liebowitz-Hennegan III. On a 19 string EERB.*


    *Extremely Extended Range Bass. :ninja:
     
  8. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Well, I've sold the Stealth bass...this is my bass now!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. You get a really long scale. It might look better if they used some realy nice woods and not that metalic paint :eyebrow:
     
  10. "dorkiest bass ever"

    ...this is what happens when non-creative people, try to be creative.
     
  11. BassBuzzRS

    BassBuzzRS

    Oct 18, 2005
    Norway
    Ben should be doable...:ninja:
     
  12. You mean like,
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
     
  13. My first name is Zebulon. I should see if he can make me a bass.
     
  14. First thing I thought of was the creature from the film Galaxy Quest:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. debassr

    debassr

    Jan 23, 2008
    Boston
    That thing looks like a turkey trying to mate with a pig over a giant fried egg.
     
  16. RBrownBass

    RBrownBass Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2004
    I think it looks like it'll turn white if you leave it outdoors over a few weeks...
     
  17. I want one that says 'Bad Ass Mother****er'.
     
  18. How about one that says:

    FAIL====>>
     
  19. Fender32

    Fender32

    Jun 23, 2005
    Kent, England
    :D How many basses can you say that about (with the possible exception of the MM Bongo :bag:)?

    ;)
     
  20. StarscreamG1

    StarscreamG1

    Dec 17, 2007
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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