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How are you celebrating Columbus Day?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DerHoggz, Oct 14, 2013.


  1. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    I didn't even realize it was columbus day until I stopped by my bank and saw that those lazy asses didn't bother coming to work. :)

    And yeah, the story in that link is likely more truthful than what we've been taught, the so-called winners get to write the history.

    A lot of these made-up holidays are used mostly to curry favor among some subsection of the population, sell more hallmark cards, and give gov't employees yet another paid day off.

    I am one who thinks the entire world should run on commission. You don't do something useful, you don't get paid.
     
  2. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    So, no pedophilia in honor of the man?
     
  3. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    That's creepy....but kinda funny.
     
  4. Broadstbully22

    Broadstbully22

    Dec 5, 2011
    I watched Pacific rim. Was pleasantly surprised.
     
  5. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Im celebrating today by entering an established domicile and claiming it in the name of my country.
     
  6. halfjackson

    halfjackson

    Feb 19, 2010
    Boston, MA
    Ice cream. Or it could be that I'm celebrating making it through another day. I don't know, but there will be ice cream involved, that's fo sho.
     
  7. will33

    will33

    May 22, 2006
    austin,tx
    Engaging in pedophilia to honor Columbus.....that would be kinda like cheating on your wife to honor Kennedy....or getting $#!+faced drunk to honor Grants victory in the War of Northern Aggression.....just worse.
     
  8. Let's give everything we own back to the "First Americans", which according to the earliest dated remains, migrated from the Russian Caucuses to settle in the Columbia River valley about 18,000 years ago.



    DerHoggz, you go first.
     
  9. ProgRocker

    ProgRocker

    Mar 25, 2011
    By working. A little research reveals what a horrible man Columbus was. Worthy of a Federal (or any other kind) holiday?

    No!

    Celebrate by educating people on what he was really like.
     
  10. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Celebrate? I hadn't thought of that. Will pizza do?
    History is full of horrible men that are remembered as great.
    We could start with the Roman Empire if you like or any other era.
     
  11. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Dec 1, 2008
    Working. Everyday is Columbus day! Or not. Now if you'll excuse me, I have schlepping to do.
     
  12. bassistjoe93

    bassistjoe93 Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2011
    I went to classes and had a midterm. Then I went to work.
     
  13. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    I plan to invade a small town and give several people syphilis.
    Then I'll do a little pillaging and massacring until I get too tired.
    Finally, I'll go home, snarf down a plate of spaghetti and fall asleep on the couch.
     
  14. placedesjardins

    placedesjardins

    May 7, 2012
    I deliberately did not celebrate Columbus Day.
     
  15. mbelue

    mbelue

    Dec 11, 2010
    Porter and lots of it. Viva la etc.
     

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