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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by username n/a, Mar 9, 2008.
How do I break up with my girlfriend?
Tell her that you might become her step-father after last night.
Here you go.
Ask her if she wants to star in a filmed tribute to 2 girls 1 cup?
I thought she made the Air Supply catalog race through your head.
Honestly, to her face. Be a man. Not via email or phone and be HONEST.
E mail her the thread and then run
Meet with her in person and say, "I think we should see other people." If she asks why, tell her that you had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for advice on how to break up with her. At that point, she'll agree with you.
Do her sister................
Really, I am shocked that I am the first one to suggest this. You guys are slacking.
tell her your scared of whats in her pants, and that you barely know whats in your pants.
and don't forget to say that you don't know if your worm can burrow into holes correctly and that you need to work on your technique.
and her mom, twice.
at the same time.
Face to face.
It's the only way you can bitch-slap the whole relationship thing once and for all.
Seriously, man up and just do it, face to face.
you have to have a girlfriend to breakup with her.
Gets my vote
Wheres Yngwie4names when you need him?
I think a well written and heartfelt letter could be the way to let her down gently. Something like:
Welcome to dumpsville - population: You
No longer with love,
PS I'm gay."
Shoot at her.