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How do I break up with my girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by username n/a, Mar 9, 2008.


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  1. How do I break up with my girlfriend?
     
  2. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Mob hit?
     
  3. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Tell her that you might become her step-father after last night.
     
  4. Here you go.

     
  5. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Ask her if she wants to star in a filmed tribute to 2 girls 1 cup? :D
     
  6. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    Barbara?

    I thought she made the Air Supply catalog race through your head.


    Honestly, to her face. Be a man. Not via email or phone and be HONEST.
     
  7. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001

    Jun 17, 2004
    Ireland
    E mail her the thread and then run
     
  8. Meet with her in person and say, "I think we should see other people." If she asks why, tell her that you had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for advice on how to break up with her. At that point, she'll agree with you.
     
  9. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    +1

    :D:scowl:
     
  10. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Petrol Bombs.
     
  11. jady

    jady

    Jul 21, 2006
    Modesto, CA
    Do her sister................



    Really, I am shocked that I am the first one to suggest this. You guys are slacking.
     
  12. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    tell her your scared of whats in her pants, and that you barely know whats in your pants.

    and don't forget to say that you don't know if your worm can burrow into holes correctly and that you need to work on your technique.
     
  13. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    and her mom, twice.

    at the same time.
     
  14. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    Face to face.



    It's the only way you can bitch-slap the whole relationship thing once and for all.
     
  15. steamthief

    steamthief

    Jan 25, 2006
    Mentone Beach
    LOL!!!

    Seriously, man up and just do it, face to face.
     
  16. santucci218

    santucci218

    Jan 26, 2007
    Pittsburgh
    you have to have a girlfriend to breakup with her.
     
  17. Gets my vote :D
     
  18. Wheres Yngwie4names when you need him?
     
  19. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    I think a well written and heartfelt letter could be the way to let her down gently. Something like:

    "Dear Baby,

    Welcome to dumpsville - population: You

    No longer with love,
    username n/a

    PS I'm gay."
     
  20. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Shoot at her.
     

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