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How do you clean your umbilicus?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Definitely, Jun 3, 2014.


  1. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    We know how often, but precisely which method yields the most thoroughly laundered navel?
     
  2. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    With Nuke's wash cloth, what else?
     
  3. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg
    Two belly button threads. Who knew?
     
  4. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    Q-tip dipped in rubbing alcohol. Or Tabasco. Whatever is gonna sting more that day. No pain, no gain.
     
  5. Goatrope

    Goatrope Supporting Member

    Nov 18, 2011
    Sarasota Florida
    Most disturbing thread ever.
     
  6. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    We're going for skincleaned - not stripped.
     
  7. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Oh no. No no no.
     
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  8. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    This can only go south from here.
     
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  9. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Maybe not. Maybe one of us can tell a joke or something.
     
  10. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    Lets see what the brain trust of comedians come up with ...
     
  11. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Quick, quote some Primus.
     
  12. 4StringAxe

    4StringAxe

    Jul 27, 2009
    Wynona loved her big brown beaver
    And she stroked him all the time.
    She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
    She might have a porcupine. .... ?
     
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  13. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    :beaver:
     
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  14. rendevouz

    rendevouz

    Jan 8, 2013
    I knew an umbilicus in the CIA with a stutter. Cost it it's life, dammit!
     
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  15. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    Tabasco woulda cleared that right on up.
     
  16. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    I'm just so proud of you guys. :crying:
     
  17. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Don't take this as a criticism Voulez-vous, because I like what you're onto here, but please refer to post #2 in the first belly button thread.
     
  18. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    I haven't started a thread here in a while, I figured I'd try for something "tbot touchy feely club" worthy (which I believe was my last attempt at a normal thread before I gave up and joined the cult).

    It was normal when it started, touchy feely came in around page 3...
     
  19. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014
    I have Pepper Pots do it for me. It sh!*s her to tears but what can I say? Like it or lump it… [puts cards down] I am Iron Man.
     
  20. bart_simpson_belly_button.
     

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