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How do you eat your muffin?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by lamborghini98, Feb 14, 2006.


  1. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    I, for one, am a huge fan of the muffins. Some people say I eat them weirdly.. but I think theyre just closed minded. First I turn it upside-down, take off the bottom and eat that. Then I hollow out the top... eat that... and then eat the top. It doesnt get much beter than that... or does it? Do share.
     
  2. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    You're dead on, The cap is the best part, if you're going to save the best for last, that's the way to do it, and if you don't want the whole thing, you just eat the cap and toss the stem. Didn't they do that on Seinfeld? and try to give all the stems to the homeless shelters who wouldn't take them?
     
  3. I share a simular approach. I start with the bottom untill the top is flush then eat the rest in accordingly.
     
  4. canopener

    canopener

    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    I don't see how the "top o' the muffin (to YOU!)" is the best part...

    The stumps are just as good.

    Just ask Newman.
     
  5. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida
    yea man.. I'm a stump guy. Best thing in the world is to take 2 muffins and whipped cream. take the tops off and eat the stumps.. then to wash them down take whipped cream, turn one top upside down put whipped cream on it, and then put the other top (right side up) on top so it's like a sandwhich :)
     
  6. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    I rip off the top, eat it, then give the bottom to anybody who wants it.

    I'm a muffin-top-only kinda guy.
     
  7. Emerald_gasH

    Emerald_gasH

    Sep 17, 2000
    TO,ON,CA
    ditto...
     
  8. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
  9. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA
    I eat the top and then the botton. I tend to pick at them.
    After I'm done I chew on the wrapper for about 5 minutes or so, its tricky not to get it to disolve or come apart. Boy Howdy!!! It's like muffin gum.
     
  10. uh.... is "muffin" still slang for what I think it's for?
     
  11. Minger

    Minger

    Mar 15, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    I start eating with whatever gets to my mouth first after taking off the wrapper on the bottom.

    Other than that, I can't really think of anything...
     
  12. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    uh...parchment.

    I'm confused.
     
  13. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca

    classy.
     
  14. jokke_v

    jokke_v

    Aug 15, 2003
    Bergen, Norway
    I don't eat muffins a whole lot.

    But the top is clearly the best, if there's a question about that.
     
  15. KB

    KB

    Jan 13, 2000
    Chapel Hill, NC
    That was my thought:bag: :ninja:
     
  16. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Ignore him. He's just ripping off Sam Kinison.

    Don't make me close this thread.
     
  17. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Well, I'm still confused, but ok.

    I don't eat muffins.
     
  18. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    You got PM. :D
     
  19. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    If that's an explanation BB, I'd like a copy, I've been silently confused myself...