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How do you get chicken fetus out of hair?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Garrett Mireles, Sep 6, 2004.

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  1. Yeah, I got egg yolk in my hair this morning.

    I thought it was a hard boiled egg, and i usually crack them on my head, but it wasnt hard boiled..meh. Now it's all stuck in there. I tried showering but its still all greasy. Any suggestions?
  2. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Shower again. This time, with Nair.
  3. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Fry your head and eat it out.....

  4. All I have is pert plus. I tried using my sisters shampoo but now I smell like f****** blueberries.
  5. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Maybe you are a blueberry.

  6. Only for you ;)

  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Veruca Salt turned into a blueberry at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

  8. numba 1- It wasn't an chicky fetus, an egg is more of a chicken-period, real chicky fetus only happen when there are roosters around. roosters arent around in egg farms.

    numba 2- scrape out all the crap you can, then take a fine tooth comb into the shower and rinse/comb all the stuff. Try Dawn (the dish cleaner) for a shampoo this time.
  9. You want me...to put dishwashing liquid into my hair? I'd prefer to keep my original hair color.
  10. then try shampoo
  11. I did. Nothin worked. Maybe I'll let my dog lick it off.
  12. try a hairdryer, cheese, onions, and bacon
  13. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Cracking raw eggs on your head? This following the question about buying a cab has me wondering about you, Garrett. :p

    That's hilarious though...

    brad cook
  14. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    I have a suggestion. Do it again but this time, set up the video camera to capture it. Then send it into your local "Funniest Home Video" show. You'll win.

    Oh and if you're using your sister's shampoo, chances are it's already got egg in it amongst the johoba, mushroom, aloe Vera, 11 secret heabs and spices, and of course the artificial blueberry scent.

    Do you own a razor?
  15. Dip your hair in PAINT THINNER!!!! It probaly wouldnt work, but it would be funny as hell!!!
  16. Ice, and hammer. If that doesn't work, use mayonnaisse and sit out in the sun. You'll then be so repulsed that you'll shave your hair off and problem solved.



    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL

    or as charles suggested, paint thinner!
  18. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Seriously, get some shop hand soap (LAVA), you know the kind with pumice in it. If it can get grease off of skin, if can get egg out of your hair. Plus, most of that stuff smells like oranges, which is much less feminine smelling than blueberries. :D
  19. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Use dawn dish soap. It is a degreaser... it won't do **** to your hair color.


    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    i want to smell like blueberries

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