How do you tell a guy you're not interested?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by disenchant, May 19, 2007.

  1. steve21

    steve21 Inactive

    KTHXBAI!!!!!!!!
     
  2. You Sir, are a man of much insight and wisdom!!!! :D :D :D
     
  3. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    One more option:

    Tell him you want to have a three-way, but only if it involves another guy.

    Oh, and you only like to watch!

    If that doesn't do it, marry him. You'll never find another guy like this, ever...

    Seriously...

    Ever!
     
  4. purfektstranger

    purfektstranger

    Apr 10, 2003
    Canada
    Here are a few ideas....not that any girls have ever tried these on me.....ummmm at least none that I am admitting.......


    - Tell him you would die for a bucket of the Kernel's chicken,
    some greasy fries and a supersized Coke...since he is into the nutrition thing

    - Tell him it's nice to finally go out with a man after spending 12 years surrounded by all those women in the maximum security prison.

    - Tell him you can only see him on weekends because the mental hospital doesn't allow visitors during the week.

    - Tell him your name is actually Brutus, but you had it changed after the operation.

    - Ask him if he knows any hot guys you might be able to hook up with.

    - Ask him where the best deal can be had on a supersized tube of Preparation H.

    - Tell him all five of your ex husbands were murdered but the police were never able to find the killer.

    And finally.....tell him you get crabs alot, and you aint talking about the corner fish market variety.

    Seriously though, guys do get the message unless they are brain dead nutritionists who smack their dates on the arm.
     
  5. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Wait, he is a health nut!!!

    Take him on second date to McDonald's and order 20 dollars worth from dollar menu.
     
  6. FrigginChris

    FrigginChris

    Feb 6, 2006
    illinois
    how about "hey, i'm just not interrested in you, goodbye"
     
  7. Just tell that damn Maki to take a flying F at a rolling donut. :D
     
  8. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!? [...Smacks self on forehead...]
     
  9. Ask him to pickup some cream from the drug store for you on the way.

    Soulgeezer, your keeping Makis spirit alive......:)
     
  10. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Inactive

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    Or tampons.
     
  11. damm straight, works everytime.
     
  12. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Hey! Watch it with that kind of talk! ;)

    There's one significant difference between Maki and me...

    When I talk about menage a trois, I'M kidding! :p :D
     
  13. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    I've gotten the "it's not you, it's me" thing from a chick recently. Although she insisted that it's the truth and she's not just saying it. She also gave me the "there's no chemistry" line. And the "you're a great guy, but..." one. And that she wants to be "just friends". These things don't really work because they are the cliche lines that all women use and it just makes guys think she's really just hiding something, the real reason. Whether it's true or not.

    I had a hard time getting over her cuz we had a first date which went great so we went on a second which went not very well (but not bad). She didn't tell me anything until a week after the second date. Still pops into my mind once in a while; I keep wondering where did I go wrong. Or actually, which of the things where I went wrong was the reason? But I should keep that all behind me.
     
  14. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    We can dream though, right Mr. Geez. :D
     
  15. ibnzneksrul

    ibnzneksrul

    Feb 2, 2007
    So Cal
    You kinda aswered your own question in your post. Those are the classic cliches women use when they don't want to sleep with you, but that doesn't mean the next one won't be interested in you. Move on to the next prospect. ;)
     
  16. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    "So, how do i benefit from this relationship? what STD you have that i don't?"
     
  17. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    [Quoting that Blondie classic:]

    Dreaming, dreaming is free... ;) :p :D
     
  18. Wademeister63

    Wademeister63

    Aug 30, 2004
    Denton Tx
    I think direct but insulting or hurtful. Just something like, "hey guy, sorry but I'm not interested"

    That should make everything perfectly clear with no blame or guilt.
     
  19. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    I am looking forward to giving birth to your baby, the last one i gave birth to was delicious.
     
  20. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    another vote for being direct.

    or kserg's latest: