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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by disenchant, May 19, 2007.
You Sir, are a man of much insight and wisdom!!!!
One more option:
Tell him you want to have a three-way, but only if it involves another guy.
Oh, and you only like to watch!
If that doesn't do it, marry him. You'll never find another guy like this, ever...
Here are a few ideas....not that any girls have ever tried these on me.....ummmm at least none that I am admitting.......
- Tell him you would die for a bucket of the Kernel's chicken,
some greasy fries and a supersized Coke...since he is into the nutrition thing
- Tell him it's nice to finally go out with a man after spending 12 years surrounded by all those women in the maximum security prison.
- Tell him you can only see him on weekends because the mental hospital doesn't allow visitors during the week.
- Tell him your name is actually Brutus, but you had it changed after the operation.
- Ask him if he knows any hot guys you might be able to hook up with.
- Ask him where the best deal can be had on a supersized tube of Preparation H.
- Tell him all five of your ex husbands were murdered but the police were never able to find the killer.
And finally.....tell him you get crabs alot, and you aint talking about the corner fish market variety.
Seriously though, guys do get the message unless they are brain dead nutritionists who smack their dates on the arm.
Wait, he is a health nut!!!
Take him on second date to McDonald's and order 20 dollars worth from dollar menu.
how about "hey, i'm just not interrested in you, goodbye"
Just tell that damn Maki to take a flying F at a rolling donut.
Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!? [...Smacks self on forehead...]
Ask him to pickup some cream from the drug store for you on the way.
Soulgeezer, your keeping Makis spirit alive......
damm straight, works everytime.
Hey! Watch it with that kind of talk!
There's one significant difference between Maki and me...
When I talk about menage a trois, I'M kidding!
I've gotten the "it's not you, it's me" thing from a chick recently. Although she insisted that it's the truth and she's not just saying it. She also gave me the "there's no chemistry" line. And the "you're a great guy, but..." one. And that she wants to be "just friends". These things don't really work because they are the cliche lines that all women use and it just makes guys think she's really just hiding something, the real reason. Whether it's true or not.
I had a hard time getting over her cuz we had a first date which went great so we went on a second which went not very well (but not bad). She didn't tell me anything until a week after the second date. Still pops into my mind once in a while; I keep wondering where did I go wrong. Or actually, which of the things where I went wrong was the reason? But I should keep that all behind me.
We can dream though, right Mr. Geez.
You kinda aswered your own question in your post. Those are the classic cliches women use when they don't want to sleep with you, but that doesn't mean the next one won't be interested in you. Move on to the next prospect.
"So, how do i benefit from this relationship? what STD you have that i don't?"
[Quoting that Blondie classic:]
Dreaming, dreaming is free...
I think direct but insulting or hurtful. Just something like, "hey guy, sorry but I'm not interested"
That should make everything perfectly clear with no blame or guilt.
I am looking forward to giving birth to your baby, the last one i gave birth to was delicious.
another vote for being direct.
or kserg's latest: