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How late does the band play?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Don Higdon, Dec 29, 2000.

  1. Don Higdon

    Don Higdon In Memoriam

    Dec 11, 1999
    Princeton Junction, NJ
    "How late does the band play?", she asked the leader.
    "About half a beat behind the drummer," he replied.
  2. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

  3. chicabass


    Mar 18, 2006
    "Originally posted by Ed Fuqua
    You, of course, heard about the drummer that was so despondent over dragging all the time that he threw himself behind a train....

    ...and the difference between the drummer and the train wreck? They both sounded the same but the train was on time."


    I have never found a musician joke so amusing.

  4. arnoldschnitzer

    arnoldschnitzer AES Fine Instruments

    Feb 16, 2002
    Brewster, NY, USA
    Ahh, so many drummers...so little time.
  5. Alexi David

    Alexi David

    May 15, 2003

    A Trombonist friend told me this one recently:

    What's The Difference between a Trombone and Pizza?

    A Pizza can feed a Family.
  6. Ed Fuqua

    Ed Fuqua

    Dec 13, 1999
    Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
    Damn, Lexi, 4:17AM. You out doing sessions?
  7. Alexi David

    Alexi David

    May 15, 2003

    No - I don't get out much! (in the shed) Though, I did bump into Ray at Fat Cat on ST. Patty's. Fellow players started, "You gotta play!" and I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk.........."

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