How many kids do you have??

A son, just started college. Back to listening to Lawrence Welk around the house

 

4! One of them plays bass.

 

ONE ON THE WAY!!!!



Sorry, we're just excited.

 

Me. But I do WANT to have kids, eventually.

Rock on
Eric

 

i'm 15, i hope i dont have any kids.

 

I'm only 16....

I want some little rascals some day, but not for a little while. I need to find the right woman first... But I think I am on the way to that part of it as we speak

 

Two illegitimate and by the way thats a joke.

 

..i dont have any right now...
I hope it stays that way for about 10 years though... .. I hope me and.. my girl are still together.. cause ... hmmmm..... little redheaded bass guitar playin punk rockin 3 year olds... how cool...(well they gotta take their cuteness from her... it sure as hell ain't from me)

 

My goal in life is to have one illegitimate child in all 50 states. This will probably happen when I'm a big famous rock star touring the country.

My other goal in life is to harass a celebrity. Anyone will do.

 

Wow, thats actually one of my goals too.

But my major goal in life is to dunk. If I ever succeed in elevating my 5'8'' white ass high enough to dunk a basketball, then I'd feel like I've achieved the unachievable in my life and can die a happy man.

 

Three: 14 (d), 13 (s) and 9 (s). More of a band than an audience; the oldest plays flute in advanced band and is starting to double on oboe (it's a lot easier to get a scholarship on oboe than flute ), middle son is starting on alto sax (he has a set a bagpipes too, but we never got very far with that), and youngest is getting started on keys. Wife playes flute and has a guitar that collects dust. Dog has squeaky-monkey chew toy. Cat mostly quiet.

 

I have a son that is almost 2 and a daughter on the way (Oct 18).

 

I have 2. Nino Jr (5) started Kindergarden this past thursday & Nicole (3) started terrorizing my life when she was born.

 

i have 3 - brittany is 7 (she'll be 8 in 9 days), alexi is 6, and logan is almost 5 months, although he was a premmie and should only be 3 months, but nevertheless...

jdkh

 

I'm only 18, but I know I have kids somewhere in my future. Hopefully after I'm married, and by choice. It scares me though. All I can think of is the immortal word of that Volkswagon commercial:

"The fact that I am responsible for another human beings life is utterly rediculous. I'm telling her not to eat that cookie that fell on the floor, when I'm thinking 'That cookie just hit the floor, it's still good.'"

 

here's our little crumb grinder...

little curtain climber.....

ankle biter...

poop monster...

 

none...











that i know of!!



'brad

plagiarizing jon stewart since '98