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How many of you are male, fat, white, and naked right now?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Nyarlathotep, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. Yes

    17 vote(s)
  2. No

    45 vote(s)
  3. Carrots

    30 vote(s)
  1. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    ..... Just checking to see how stereotyped the internetz is right now :p
  2. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Dan,you're getting worse every day.

    Tell me about your child hood now....
  3. TallLankyBastyd


    Jan 31, 2007
    Hmmm... three outta four... but I AM at work (I know... its Easter... I'd be worried about hell if I believed in that sort of thing.)
  4. No, just no.
  5. b_carville


    Jun 26, 2008
    three outta four.

    I'm not naked.

    I'm playing a bar tonight.The whacko bartender is having a "Rusty Nail"drink special.I'm not making this up.
  6. Two and a quarter out of four.


  7. Ericman197


    Feb 23, 2004
    Yes to all but the naked part. I'm wearing socks :ninja:
  8. rcarraher


    Dec 21, 2008

    I can only go 2 for 4 on this one. I am male, I am white (some would say blue, but thatrs the scandanavian blood) But I am skinny and clothed, 'course I'm grooming cats and that IS NOT safe to do naked!
  9. dinghy


    May 27, 2007
    Saratoga, CA
    1 and 1/2. Male and half-white.
  10. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I could benefit from some sit-ups.
    Do shoes count?
  11. chicago_mike


    Oct 9, 2007
    Chicago - LA - Rome
    Endorsing Artist : Genz Benz
    wrong.....so wrong..

    I'm skinny, and clothed....and...I just woke my self up from a dream within a dream..
  12. mvw356


    Mar 2, 2006
    hey, i'm not fat.
  13. 1.Male-Check



    4.Naked-Not yet.............OK, Check
  14. nortonrider


    Nov 20, 2007
    3 out of 4
    I'm not fat.
  15. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings

    I just had a shower.
  16. Sorry thought you were talking about my Biscuit - nevermind :eek:
  17. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    My childhood.......

    .....was normal. Honest :D I blame easy access to the internet :D

    As for me:

    Male - Yes
    White - Yes
    Fat - Technically, but not HUGE
    Naked - Unfortunately not.....
  18. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    5) Drinking a can of Mtn Dew
  19. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Yea me too.:p


    For me:male,white,not fat with beer belly,about to get naked.
  20. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    daniel tulip. sinking the internet, one ridiculous post at a time.

    and yeah, you can sig that :D.

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