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How much to wear a Justin Bieber face implant for a year?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slobake, Feb 4, 2014.


  1. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    No poll. You can quote your price here if you would do it.

    Me?

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR WORM INFESTED MIND? (That means no I wouldn't do it. ;))
     
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    I'd do it for $50.

    -Mike
     
  3. I'll do it for the chicks.
     
  4. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Free. Imagine all the tail you would get.
     
  5. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    They would be VERY young chicks.....
     
  6. Probably not much, because the typical Bieber fan is about 13 years old.
     
  7. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Dec 1, 2008
    Ok, now you're just scaring me, Slobake. :p
     
  8. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Okay, how about an Anthony Hopkins face impant, Arnold Schwarzenegger pectoral implants and a Donald Trump hair implant?
    Maybe throw in a beaver's tale as well.
     
  9. 1958Bassman

    1958Bassman

    Oct 20, 2007
    Until it starts to rot, then it weeds out the squeamish and THAT'S when you see who really wants you for who you are.
     
  10. bassinplace

    bassinplace

    Dec 1, 2008
    Well at least maybe the beaver's tail could be used to build a place to sleep out in the woods.
     
  11. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    That's just gross.
     
  12. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    I can't believe we grossed you out. How is that possible?
     
  13. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Pop star faces are geometric mating calls to endangered sewer dinosaurs. Just look at Gaga next to a pterodactyl.
     
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    There are lots of girls fans over 18.
     
  15. Are we talking a futuristic face transplant like 'Face Off' or simply wearing the dude's face like Anthony Hopkins did in 'Silence'? I'd totally wear his bloody face like a mask until the stench got to me. Or if its the futuristic method, yes I'd do that also. Either would be a vast improvement.

    On a lighter note, I hope they perfect the face transplant surgery. The ones that have been accomplished are better than what the recipient had before, but a far cry from not being stare worthy.
     
  16. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I am holding out for ram horns.
     
  17. ^ Nick Cage? My life would be far more exciting anyway.
     
  18. My thoughts exactly. I'd be willing to pay