If he has a problem with how you spend your money and what you spend it on, dump his @$$. Simple! No, really. I just saw two similar threads about how to keep your wife from knowing how many basses you have and I was like, . Guys, why is this a thing with girlfriends/wives? Are there really that many women who exist in this world solely to micromanage your finances? Or are there some bigger issues at play here? Man, you guys have some messed up relationships if you have to lie about what you buy and where you keep it. I know it's a joke but it's kinda lame to joke about lying to your "clueless" girlfriend or wife. With all due respect to the sausage-fest that is TalkBass, um...what? Can someone explain to me why this is funny?