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I almost won Metallica tickets.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, May 24, 2003.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Tickets to last night's show at Fillmore.

    How it happened:

    A local radio station has a morning show. On the morning show is a guy called Dude on the Couch who just does stupid stuff.

    Wednesday morning at 6 am, they send dude to go hide some where. If you found him and grabbed him, you won the tickets.

    Through out the morning, they would give out clues.

    Me and my sister pull into the school parking lot, and hear the last clue. We know where he is. We call our step-mom to clear us from first period.

    We go to where we think he is, we thought he was at Campus Park, look around, and do not see anyone.

    We then go to another possible park... not there.

    4 minutes later the radio says "We have a winner."

    Guess what?


    Dude then got back in the studio and said that some fat rouchy guy in a black shirt came to the park, so he high tailed it across the street into some people's yards. Guess who that guy was? ME.

    I basically got cheated out of Metallica tickets.

    He was allowed to run, but they said he would be IN THE PARK.

    I never saw him because when he saw me, HE LEFT THE PARK.

    Bleh... oh well...

    Little do they know that I am Squindar, Lord of the Under Realm, King of Western Bakersfield who they chose to be in a contest to see who gets to be King of Bakersfield...

    At that contest, I'll have a word or 2 with dude.
  2. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    well you know what they say...

    almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...


    (isn't that what they says?)
  3. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    I almost read your entire post.

  4. i almost did too.

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