So yeah. I don't watch the station unless I wanna see more bootay than on TeleMundo...but really. Every year I go and make that resolution to never watch the VMA's. Every year I break the promise, because it's like driving past a car crash...a 3 1/2 hour car crash. Now, did anyone else watch this? My horridly bad highlights: The fact that Polyphonic Spree's performance did nothing to further their career, and if anything made them look like nothing more than a goofy cult of the Brady Bunch band, And the other thing, that my Wife pointed out really, is that when Lil John was performing, another rappist came up on stage with a doo-rag on and a set of Ski-Goggles placed ever so perfectly on his skull, at precisely 33.72 degrees akimbo to his forehead, and as Wifey said "he looks like the monsters in Dig Dug" Damn, that was funny...we ended up muting the t.v. and humming the dig dug theme. Good times. Oh yeah...if Yellowcard can write a MORE annoying song, I applaud them. If the singer from Hoobastank could actually SING a note in key, I applaud them. If Good Charlotte would TRY to not suck oh-do-badly, I would applaud them too. Oi Oi Oi!