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I am a sick sick individual.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Whafrodamus, Sep 4, 2005.


  1. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    For a practical band camp joke, I told a group of people 3 weeks ago that I had herpes. Now I really don't have it :p. When word spread and band camp came along, I played a bunch of peoples instruments and millions of people freaked out. I found it hillarious. Now I'm trying to clear up my herpes problem because I'm trying to have a relationship :p. .. Hey, I found it funny.
     
  2. slickhare

    slickhare

    Feb 2, 2005
    hahahahaha!!!

    "hey can i try out your bass?"
    "uh uh......uh... umm... ya....suure.... *nervous laughter*"
    "woah this neck sure is fast *slides hand up and down*"
    "ummm.......ya....i guess......can i have it back now?"
     
  3. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    "To become old and wise, one must first be young and stupid." 'Nuf said.
     
  4. Done and done.
     
  5. ryco

    ryco

    Apr 24, 2005
    97465
    Please don't play your bass while sitting on MY toilet seat
     
  6. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    To appreciate youth and stupidity, one must first gain experience and age ;).
     
  7. Unfortunate, but true. Also important to remember is that stupidity is on a sliding scale!!!
     
  8. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    True, but the amount of wisdom gained is directly proportional to the amount of stupidity expressed.
     
  9. that may make you a sick individual but it also make for a hilarious story
    :D
     
  10. It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. - David St. Hubbins
     
  11. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Yeah, that is pretty bad dude. What motivated you to do it in the first place?

    -Mike
     
  12. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    The bad part.... i really did give will herpes last month.

    happy anniversary!
     
  13. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Can i have some too please?