I am not getting the chicks I thought I would with my Avatar

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Max, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    I am soliciting makeovers for my avatar. I thought the babes would go for the successful businessman look. Instead, they approach me and ask me which aisle can they find the shoe polish. If any of you photoshop guys can give me a new improved look, I would be grateful. Thanks in advance.
  2. Mario Lewis

    Mario Lewis

    Jul 6, 2001
    Clinton, MD
    you know you're asking for it, right?
  3. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    Oh yeah. Bring it on.
  4. FunkySpoo

    FunkySpoo Supporting Member

    Feb 6, 2002
  5. I can only offer my American Freedom advice!

    ...sue. :)
  6. jcadmus


    Apr 2, 2000
    Pardon me, sir. Which aisle can I find the shoe polish in?
  7. That's what's stoppin' 'em.... I mean, if that read "...Jason Newstead" or "...John Turner" they'd be flocking to your door.....

    :p :cool:
  8. TxBass


    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    Sir? when you're done helping him with the shoe polish could you tell me where you got your Wall Street Journal?;)
  9. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000

    edit: oops you wanted female attention! sorry
  10. What music video did you yoink that one from?

    Cause I like it.:D

    Rock on
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    dunno, maybe a beastie boys video or something like that...

    i picked the gif from other forum and resized it for 56kb modems, so i dont really know :meh:
  12. Professor X

    Professor X

    Apr 15, 2002
    Here ya go...

    You Could be a real ....ahem... "chick magnet" :p

  13. Get a dog, a cartoon dog.
    And then buy a stick. A long stick for which you'd beat your female admirers away with, thus making you even MORE desirable. Soon you will need to buy longer and longer sticks until your sticks are soooooo long every woman in the world will be baying for a piece of your HOT love action! Guaranteed.

    STICKS:They hit, they poke, they make women want you.

    Brought to you by the Stick Council of America.
  14. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Dave - you wouldn't believe how long I just sat here and watched....uh, your post...

    ..yeah, that didn't sound right...

  15. Whoa.... Dave...... you've surpassed yourself......


  16. dave.............


  17. Philbiker

    Philbiker Pat's the best!

    Dec 28, 2000
    Northern Virginia, USA
    "Hit me with your rhythm stick! / Hit me slowly, hit me quick!"
  18. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I dumped your avatar into photoshop and fooled around with it for a few minutes, and here's what I came up with:


    I hope this helps you in pursuit of chicks.