I am now a tax paying citizen of the United States of America

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I start at Subway at 5:00pm on the 30th.

  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Wow! Who woulda known that becoming a US citizen is as simple as working at Subway! Don't tell them meskins. :smug:

    brad cook
  3. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    After you see your first paycheck you will become a supply-side conservative!!!!!!
  4. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    My father in law works in immigration law, he's going to be out of a job when this gets out. :(
  5. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Don't worry. Money can get him a job at Subway.

    brad cook
  6. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    Say HEY to Jarod for me!
  7. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA

    Better yet, punch Jarod in the throat for me. Hard.
  8. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    I'll bet you can't wait to have your hard earned bucks subsidizing hammers and kids with 3 teeth.
  9. I'm sure it makes you real happy to know that you are proportionatly paying about 20 times the amount of taxes, than the elite 0.5 % are!!!!
  10. DougP


    Sep 4, 2001

    but dont think you are getting any of that social security. ;)

  11. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Congrats Mike. Good to hear you made it through the interviews, and got the job.

    Now you can get your supporting membership back, and go back to using that B&B avatar.

  12. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    The only problem with the avatar is that you cant read what it says.

    And its not true!

  13. xcental34x


    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    Congrats. I just started my new job at MCI, and get my first paycheck today. Nearly $250 in taxes. But I still have plenty of piss off money.

  14. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    No, with the amount of money that Mike is making this year he'll probably pay zero taxes. Actually he's probably included in his parents' taxes. If he were living on his own though working at subway he'd pay zero most likely, therfore he'd get a big refund at the end of the year.

    brad cook
  15. Ericman197


    Feb 23, 2004
    A common misconception. As a member of the "elite 0.5%" I can tell you that the notion that "we" do not pay taxes is entirely untrue. My parents pay well over 50% of their income to taxes.
  16. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Hey, find out why the people at Subway roll their eyes every time I ask for mustard AND mayonaise AND ranch sauce.

    You'd think I was ordering corned beef with mayo and swiss at a kosher deli or something. What's the deal? I can have two sauces but not the third?
  17. Jason Carota

    Jason Carota Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2002
    Lowell, MA
    Try to find out what the "BBQ Rib" sub is made from.

    Congrats on the job.
  18. Danny R.

    Danny R. Supporting Member

    What do you mean by meskins???
  19. 5stringDNA


    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    Meskins=Mexicans.. just a sloppy pronounciatiioonnn.. i think
  20. Oh irony.