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I am so dead.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Benjamin Strange, Aug 8, 2003.

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  1. Aug 8, 2003 #1
    Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    As many of you know I am moving from New Orleans to San Francisco Monday. I don't know anybody in SF, so I had to find a roommate over the internet, blind. I had no idea what this girl looked like until today. Here she is, my future roommate:

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    I am dead, you hear me?! DEAD! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!



    I think I am going to like San Francisco.:D
     
  2. Aug 8, 2003 #2
    BaroqueBass

    BaroqueBass

    Jul 8, 2000
    Salem, OR
    "She" has glamour shots??
     
  3. Aug 8, 2003 #3
    stuie86

    stuie86

    May 9, 2003
    mckinney, tx
    no i think your a very lucky lucky man but dont count your eggs before they hatch

    translatoin: you dont know until you see her in real life.
     
  4. Aug 8, 2003 #4
    Osama_Spears

    Osama_Spears

    Jan 7, 2003
    Baltimore,MD
    I told you...don't get attached,I heard it's a terrible thing to dig a roommate.

    She is pretty though:)

    Have fun! :)

    -Jon:oops:
     
  5. Aug 8, 2003 #5
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    her face looks photoshopped o_O
     
  6. Aug 8, 2003 #6
    merlin

    merlin

    Apr 15, 2000
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Probably a whitney houston photoshopped to buggery internet rip off. She maybe fat and forty for all you know. hehehe :p

    :D:D

    Merls

    hey age equals experience!
     
  7. Aug 8, 2003 #7
    Osama_Spears

    Osama_Spears

    Jan 7, 2003
    Baltimore,MD
    Whats wrong with "large" girls?!:confused: :rolleyes:
     
  8. Aug 8, 2003 #8
    HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Central Texas
    You may want to delete this thread before you get there - if she sees it, you WILL be dead.
     
  9. Aug 8, 2003 #9
    Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    They are not glamour shots; she used to be a professional (or semi-pro) model. Yeah, I think they have touched up this one a little, but I've seen homemade shots of her (some in a bikini; Yikes!), and she looks pretty good in those, too.

    She may be fat and forty for all I know, but since I am moving in in three days it doesn't make much sense for her to lie about her appearance.

    This is NOT good! I don't want a hot roommate. I would have preferred her to be un-attractive. Man, this is going to be rough.

    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
     
  10. Aug 8, 2003 #10
    Tsal

    Tsal

    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland
    Your suffering will be legendary.. even in hell.
     
  11. Aug 8, 2003 #11
    NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    *janet jackson? she looked more like freddie jackson* - smokie from the movie Friday
     
  12. Aug 8, 2003 #12
    ZoomBoy

    ZoomBoy

    Jul 24, 2000
    Sutton, Massachusetts
    Maybe she'll introduce you to her hot friends....this is a good thing.....
     
  13. Aug 8, 2003 #13
    odie

    odie

    Mar 12, 2000
    Minnesota, Earth, Milky Way
    Why would she send you pictures of her in a bikini?? Much less fancy model shots. That in itself seems very odd.

    I dont think most girls like to send pics of bikini shots unless they are trying to make an impression.

    Very weird:meh:
     
  14. Aug 8, 2003 #14
    BaroqueBass

    BaroqueBass

    Jul 8, 2000
    Salem, OR
    There's another Austin Powers quote here that smacks of truth, and goes something like..

     
  15. Aug 8, 2003 #15
    Melf

    Melf

    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    My goodness!:eek:
     
  16. Aug 8, 2003 #16
    jrthebassguy

    jrthebassguy

    Apr 19, 2000
    Houston, Texas
    I don't find black women attaractive at all, but if thats what floats your boat, good for you I say. ;)
     
  17. Aug 8, 2003 #17
    XavierG

    XavierG In Memoriam

    Jan 8, 2001
    British Columbia, Canada
    Hmmmm.... isn't that Tiffany?

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    You can read all about her HERE
     
  18. Aug 8, 2003 #18
    Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    I agree.
     
  19. Aug 8, 2003 #19
    odie

    odie

    Mar 12, 2000
    Minnesota, Earth, Milky Way
    That it is!!!
     
  20. Aug 8, 2003 #20
    odie

    odie

    Mar 12, 2000
    Minnesota, Earth, Milky Way
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