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I am so dead.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Benjamin Strange, Aug 8, 2003.


  1. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    As many of you know I am moving from New Orleans to San Francisco Monday. I don't know anybody in SF, so I had to find a roommate over the internet, blind. I had no idea what this girl looked like until today. Here she is, my future roommate:

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    I am dead, you hear me?! DEAD! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!



    I think I am going to like San Francisco.:D
     
  2. BaroqueBass

    BaroqueBass

    Jul 8, 2000
    Salem, OR
    "She" has glamour shots??
     
  3. stuie86

    stuie86

    May 9, 2003
    mckinney, tx
    no i think your a very lucky lucky man but dont count your eggs before they hatch

    translatoin: you dont know until you see her in real life.
     
  4. I told you...don't get attached,I heard it's a terrible thing to dig a roommate.

    She is pretty though:)

    Have fun! :)

    -Jon:oops:
     
  5. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    her face looks photoshopped o_O
     
  6. Probably a whitney houston photoshopped to buggery internet rip off. She maybe fat and forty for all you know. hehehe :p

    :D:D

    Merls

    hey age equals experience!
     
  7. Whats wrong with "large" girls?!:confused: :rolleyes:
     
  8. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    You may want to delete this thread before you get there - if she sees it, you WILL be dead.
     
  9. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    They are not glamour shots; she used to be a professional (or semi-pro) model. Yeah, I think they have touched up this one a little, but I've seen homemade shots of her (some in a bikini; Yikes!), and she looks pretty good in those, too.

    She may be fat and forty for all I know, but since I am moving in in three days it doesn't make much sense for her to lie about her appearance.

    This is NOT good! I don't want a hot roommate. I would have preferred her to be un-attractive. Man, this is going to be rough.

    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
     
  10. Tsal

    Tsal

    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    Your suffering will be legendary.. even in hell.
     
  11. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    *janet jackson? she looked more like freddie jackson* - smokie from the movie Friday
     
  12. Maybe she'll introduce you to her hot friends....this is a good thing.....
     
  13. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Why would she send you pictures of her in a bikini?? Much less fancy model shots. That in itself seems very odd.

    I dont think most girls like to send pics of bikini shots unless they are trying to make an impression.

    Very weird:meh:
     
  14. BaroqueBass

    BaroqueBass

    Jul 8, 2000
    Salem, OR
    There's another Austin Powers quote here that smacks of truth, and goes something like..

     
  15. Melf

    Melf

    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    My goodness!:eek:
     
  16. I don't find black women attaractive at all, but if thats what floats your boat, good for you I say. ;)
     
  17. Hmmmm.... isn't that Tiffany?

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    You can read all about her HERE
     
  18. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    I agree.
     
  19. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    That it is!!!