I cant grow a mustache...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Linas, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. Linas


    Jan 6, 2005
    So anyone else here have a problem growing serious facial hair? Im 21 and would expect that by now i could have something okay, but no just nasty looking. My brother who is 26 cant either; although when i was younger my dad had a real nice stache. Am i doomed or do i just have to wait til im.... 30?
  2. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    There's also sharpies. Or, if you really want, you can take clippings of hair from other parts of your body and make a fake stache...:atoz:
  3. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    hard to relate, i had a mustache at 15 and if i don't shave for a week i look like grizzley adams
  4. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee.
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    You're a MAN! You're 40!! :D

    I'm 37 and in the same boat. I have really light facial hair. So I can get by with shaving once a week maybe. So hey bro, you may never be able to grow a mustache.

  6. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
  7. You're not missing out on too much, mate.

    Surveys say that women find a little bit of stubble to be the most attractive type of facial hair, if any.

    If it makes you feel any better.
  8. Stigs


    Sep 29, 2007
    Richmond, Virginia
    I can't either, but the real question is... why would you want to?
  9. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Maybe he's joined the police?
  10. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    so in addition to not being able to rock a stache, I can also look forward to hair loss? Bummer, dude.
  11. Deacon_Blues


    Feb 11, 2007
    I guess I could grow some kind of mustache, but I don't want one and have never tried one either.
  12. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Mine is thin a bit, too. But that's genetics. Whereas I can grow a pretty wooly neck beard. My chin doesn't grow much hair right in the middle, but that's because I landed on it trying to surf my bike years ago. Scraped the heck out of it...
  13. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    How long have you attempted to grow it? I find mine grows in pretty slowly, whereas the beard grows rather quickly. When I want to have a beard or a Van Dyke (as I do know), I give the 'stache a head start.
  14. I've had a substantial amount of facial hair since 7th grade.

    Be Jealous. :hyper:
  15. Stigs


    Sep 29, 2007
    Richmond, Virginia
    You've spent a substantially greater amount of time shaving than I have.

    Not jealous. ;)
  16. doctorjazz


    Oct 22, 2006
    Wilmington, NC
    Yeah, I'm 20 and mine is still pretty patchy. I don't really think I'd rock much facial hair even if it came in thick and uniform, but still it'd be nice to have the option.
  17. Scarlet Fire

    Scarlet Fire

    Mar 31, 2007
    My sideburns grow in crazy quick, but I can't grow anything more than stubble on the rest of my face.
  18. aikakone


    Jan 27, 2008
    I can. Talk about embarrassing! :bag:
  19. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    So hey, neither could these guys. Which one do you look more like?


  20. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    Study old Marx Brothers movies. Groucho's moustache was greasepaint.