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"I crap bigger than you" and other movie one-liners you beat to death

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mon Rominee, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. Title says all... carry on if you like

    "Can you hear this? Shall I turn it up?"- Judd Nelson; whilst flippin the bird (the breakfast club)...as said with nil comedic effect by every jock in my school.
  2. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    "Babe, Let's make out!"
  3. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    "Do it"
  4. And folks,

    "I'll be baahhk" is too easy. :smug:

    Good ones so far. yay!
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    "Derek Smalls- he wrote this" or something like that anyway when Tap is doing the free form jazz explosion thing at the amusement park.

    I used to say that at band practice when anyone, myself included, forked something up so badly that it was funny.
  6. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    "This time, it's personal"

    "Go on, Punk, make my day"

    and of course,

  7. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    "lighten up, francis"

    bassmonkee used it the other day as well
  8. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    "Check out the big brain on Brad"

    "What is your malfunction numbnuts"


  9. SirPoonga


    Jan 18, 2005
    I quote army of darkness too many times

    "Give me some sugar, baby."
    "Hail to the king, baby."
    "Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"
    "Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."
    " I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and ****. And, Jack left town."
    "Closest I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life... once"
    "Well hello Mr. Fancypants"
    "Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"

    And the Princess Bride.
    "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
    "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. "
    "I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. "
    "If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do"
    "Let me exsplain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."
    "Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? "

  10. dls59

    dls59 Supporting Member

    "You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall." :smug:
  11. PeaceFrog


    Aug 25, 2004
    Los Angeles, CA
    On the day of my daughter's wedding, you come to me asking for a favor !!!

    It was you Fredo !!!
  12. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    "The Human Torch was Denied a Bank Loan"
  13. Commreman

    Commreman Faith, Family, Fitness, and Frets Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 12, 2005
    New Jersey
    "show me the money"

    "it's good to be the king!"

    "say hello to my little friend!"
  14. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    "I kick ass for the Lord"

    And, although it's from tv,
    "Remember, we're parked in the Itchy lot."
  15. "I caught you a delicious bass"
    "I'm training to be a cage fighter"
    "Is she hot?"
    I'm on a big Napoleon Dynamite kick lately, and any quote from "Spinal Tap," "Best In Show," or "Waiting for Gufman."
  16. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
  17. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Dead Alive? Jeez -- you left out the part where he flips the two zombies afterwards!

    *nod of approval* Great movie! Great quotes. You did, however, miss the one Wesley said at the end just as Buttercup's going to kill herself!

    Others from the movie:

    "To the death! NO! ...to the PAIN!"
    "Your friend is only mostly dead." "Now all dead, well there's usually only one thing you can do...Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
    "death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while"
    "Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewar today. The bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam."
  18. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
    "This burrito is good.. But oh-so-filling!"
    "Black-sex-panther! And you know it's good because it has pieces of real panther."
    "Where'd you get your suit..? The toilet store?!"
    "Bears can smell the menstration!"
    + Pretty much all the others.
  19. wingnutkj


    Mar 27, 2003
    "Bunch of savages in this town."
  20. Brick Top: "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a 'orrible c*nt: Me."