Everyday that goes by, I look more and more like a monkey. Not a chimp, maybe one of these: And I don't want to hear BS like: because, honestly, I have the body of a (a bit slightly overweight, 6'2", 193 pounds) 20 year old. The problem is I look way more brute, like a dumb caveman. What should I do now?
I don't know. I learnt to deal with the fact that I have golden wavy hair and a really kind-looking face, while I'm actually a know-it-all jerk.
Manipulate other people's perceptions of your appearance to your advantage and view yourself as you really are in your head and in your heart. Oh yeah. And get used to growing older.
Do nothing. I have a simian problem, I mean similar problem to yours. I am, so I have been told, really handsome and the epitome of a manly man in every way and when I am in public girls gasp and try to touch me. I get panties thrown in my face in public---warm ones. It is embarrassing and I hate it. But I...sigh...put up with it and drive on as though nothing is the matter. You should do the same. Life is a bee-otch. Suck it up. but I will admit you are one ugly f*#^&r.
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