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I feel like I'm in that Kafka book, but slower.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Buchada Azeda, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. Buchada Azeda

    Buchada Azeda

    Mar 25, 2009
    Everyday that goes by, I look more and more like a monkey. Not a chimp, maybe one of these:


    And I don't want to hear BS like:

    because, honestly, I have the body of a (a bit slightly overweight, 6'2", 193 pounds) 20 year old. The problem is I look way more brute, like a dumb caveman. What should I do now?
  2. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    I don't know.

    I learnt to deal with the fact that I have golden wavy hair and a really kind-looking face, while I'm actually a know-it-all jerk.
  3. Build a robot suit.
  4. MIJ-VI

    MIJ-VI Inactive Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2009
    Manipulate other people's perceptions of your appearance to your advantage and view yourself as you really are in your head and in your heart. :)

    Oh yeah. And get used to growing older. :p
  5. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    Do nothing.

    I have a simian problem, I mean similar problem to yours.
    I am, so I have been told, really handsome and the epitome of a manly man in every way and when I am in public girls gasp and try to touch me. I get panties thrown in my face in public---warm ones.

    It is embarrassing and I hate it.

    But I...sigh...put up with it and drive on as though nothing is the matter. You should do the same.

    Life is a bee-otch. Suck it up.


    but I will admit you are one ugly f*#^&r.
  6. PSPookie

    PSPookie Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2006
    Lubbock, TX
    Use you appearance of age to buy beer for yourself and your friends. Profit.
  7. Yerf Dog

    Yerf Dog

    Jun 29, 2009
    Carol Stream, IL
    Geico commercial FTW! [​IMG]
  8. Buchada Azeda

    Buchada Azeda

    Mar 25, 2009
    I already do that. Thank god you don't always need to show ID here to buy booze.
  9. Are we talking about that book where the dude's a bug?
  10. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Inactive

    Nov 8, 2007
    Warning, Rock Opera content:
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