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...I feel so...inadequate....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Gard, May 9, 2003.


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  1. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ....I've been watching the wonderful new series of documentaries on Discovery tonight, "Life of Mammals", done by David Attenburogh. The episode on right now is "Back To The Water" about aquatic mammals.

    The male Right whale has a 12' penis and a 1 ton testicle.

    :eek:

    I'm joining a monastery!

    :D


    ...there are just some things I'd rather not know, y'know!

    ;)
     
  2. Chace90

    Chace90 Supporting Member

    Feb 1, 2002
    Denver, CO
    Ummm, wow! If find that a little intimidating! :eek:
     
  3. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    hmm...I don't know whether to laugh...or cry....so I'll just do this

























    :hyper:
     
  4. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...oh, I forgot to mention...


    Not only do they tell us about the massive member of this cetacean cassanova....they SHOW it!

    :eek:

    ...and the darn thing is as flexible and directional as an elephant's trunk!

    :eek:
    :eek:

    I am scarred for life....
     
  5. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    well, i just don't know what to say about that... *shudders*
     
  6. neptoon

    neptoon

    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc
    dude, i can make my penis 12 feet long...all i gotta do is fold it in half :eek: :D
     
  7. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    Unless you're in the market for some whaletang it would be pretty useless IMO.
     
  8. Yep... next time you're at the beach, in the vicinity of a Right whale, don't bend over!!!!!! :eek:
     
  9. Ben Mishler

    Ben Mishler

    Jan 22, 2003
    San Jose
    LOL.
     
  10. I wish I was a female whale...... :envious:




    :rolleyes: :D
     
  11. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    LOL@"One Ton Testicle".

    If anyone's looking for band or album name... :D
     
  12. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Originally posted by Gard:
    The male Right whale has a 12' penis and a 1 ton testicle.

    Yeah, yeah. But does he know how to use it? :cool:

    :D
     
  13. TxBass

    TxBass

    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    :eek: that's a classic...somebody's gotta use that!:D
     
  14. about a hundred skate-punk bands in the UK are probably fighting over that name right now:D

    BTW just the one testicle?
    if so at least us humans have a backup....
     
  15. Twelve feet....... twelve feet...... twelve feet.........
     
  16. Hell, I live in Europe. I don't even know what twelve feet are. :D

    But yes, it is quite interesting in that intensly scary way.
     
  17. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Originally posted by Zoroaster03:
    Twelve feet....... twelve feet...... twelve feet.........

    Phhhttt! What are you trying to pull? Whales have no feet! Everyone knows that! :meh:
     
  18. malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    I no longer wonder how tidal waves originate :eek:
     
  19. malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Lay three of your basses end to end....


    then let your imagination run amok. :eek:
     



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