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I feel so manly...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jan 14, 2006.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    My mom made me french toast, eggs, and bacon for breakfast...

    Then I changed her motor oil...

    Now I'm off to my grandmas to eat Enchiladas.

    Man, I'm so masculine. I need to get a new job.... preferably something involving a drill.
     
  2. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    If the story weren't about your mom, that last part would almost sound like a euphanism.
     
  3. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    Thank You for Sharing Michael.
     
  4. I can't wait to read the next installment. Milk and Cookies? Checking the tire pressure?! The excitement, it overwhelms me.
     
  5. How bout milk and cookies with a power drill?
     
  6. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    My job involves a drill. My job involves a drill all.day.long.
     
  7. JPJ

    JPJ

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago, IL
    I'm not sure what all of these "euphemisms" mean, but it sounds like you've had one heckofa' morning! :eek: :eyebrow:

    :D
     
  8. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Gosh... My grandpa was having trouble fixing his model plane which he crashed yesterday..

    so I just looked at it with a look of pure masculinity, and it went back together on its own.


    Man. I'm gonna go kill a small animal... its miller time.
     
  9. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    Sounds very "Q" like to me...:bag:
     
  10. I feel masculine without needing to do all that stuff :)

    I guess I'm just not as insecure as you :D
     
  11. And in other news....
     
  12. Phil Mastro

    Phil Mastro

    Nov 18, 2004
    Montréal
    A true Chuck Norris in the making.
     
  13. Petary791

    Petary791

    Feb 20, 2005
    Michigan, USA
    We really should just have a stickied "Mike Money" thread linking to a blog where he just pulls Chuck Norris stuff like this out of his ass. :D
     
  14. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    I dont know... having your mom make you breakfast is manly? I don't know about the rest of you but every morning I get up, walk into the river, grab a fish and throw it into the fireplace. Then I fish it out with my bare hands, rip its skin off and suck the meat off the bones. Thats just how we roll...
     
  15. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    ... then, you went upstairs and "polished your fretboard."
     
  16. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    If thats how you want the story to end....
     

  17. :eyebrow:
     
  18. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Ah yes, the wilds of Staten Island.
     
  19. Lowtonejoe

    Lowtonejoe Supporting Member

    Jul 3, 2004
    Richland, WA
    Good job Mike.

    Your mom trated you with respect and then you took care of a problem for her.

    That's something that few young men could boast about these days.

    :D

    Joe.

    p.s. No man, you want to get a job working with steel that involves fire, preferably welding or even a cutting torch!
     
  20. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Sweet dude. I cleaned out my garage today and hauled two truckloads of junk to the dump. I had it done in time to come home and eat before I went to the Seahawk game!

    -Mike