Alright, I got to Edinboro U in PA, and there was a free concert. The openers were local I believe, the main act was Sponge... remeber them? They did that "Sixteen Candles Down The Drain" song that was pretty popular a while ago. So I decided to be a smartass and hold up a sign that said, "Play Slowride". The lead singer is singing in my face because I'm front row, and I put the sign in his face. He crumbled it up and got off stage and started backing me up and singing in my face. So I was like "Dude... come on... ****in' Foghat." and he was acting kinda serious until then, then he kinda laughed. I just thought it was funny... well it wasn't really that funny, you had to be there I guess. Plus I'm terrible at stories... and I'm lousy at sex.