I Has A Box! (New Box Day Teaser Thread)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by tpaul, May 13, 2022.


  1. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    So this arrived on the front porch today:

    IMG_20220513_112524537_HDR.jpg

    What could it be? :woot:
     
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  2. Lo-E

    Lo-E

    Dec 19, 2009
    Brooklyn, NY
    Vampire bats. Almost certainly.
     
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  3. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    Pythorginan Dragon Scratcher?
    :nailbiting::wacky::chicken:
     
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  4. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
     
  5. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Wow... I didn't expect someone to guess it so quickly!

    Just kidding... as stated, this is a teaser thread, so that means you have to wait to find out whether you're right!
     
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  6. Lo-E

    Lo-E

    Dec 19, 2009
    Brooklyn, NY
    I already know I’m right. It’s the only logical answer. A rhinoceros wouldn’t fit in a box that size.
     
  7. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont

    You mean one of these?

    dragon scratcher.jpg

    Could be...
     
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  8. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Well no, not if it was full of vampire bats.
     
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  9. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    "My Hovercraft is full of Eels."
     
  10. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    We're finally gonna get the answer about Schrödinger's cat.
     
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  11. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    My nipples explode with delight!
     
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  12. MMMMMM cardboard!:drool::drool::drool:
     
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  13. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Or at least, Schrödinger's vampire bats.
     
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  14. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    If you're into cardboard, you're going to love what comes next!
     
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  15. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    OR... wait for it... :whistle:



    ...vampire cats! :woot:

    :wacky:
     
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  16. MYLOWFREQ

    MYLOWFREQ Supporting Member

    May 13, 2011
    Another box inside?
     
  17. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Right, time for another clue! Let's have a peek inside! It's... it's...

    Another box.jpg

    ... OMG, ANOTHER BOX!!!
     
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  18. BassFishingInAmerica

    BassFishingInAmerica

    Jul 24, 2014
    Is there anything on that isn’t about boxes?

     
  19. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Well played, sir!
     
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  20. tpaul

    tpaul Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2011
    Vermont
    Well, we are living in the cardboard age.
     
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