I hate misheard lyrics

*aerosmith*
"lovin' an alligator!"

 

And I hate singer's who can't properly ennunciate their lyrics

 

"Cheap wine and a three legged goat" ? <BR><BR>

 

On my bands demo CD, our singer:" My tension pan done turned off."

Actual lyrics: "My attention spans done turned off"


So I ask him, What the hell is a tension pan and he mumbles something less coherent

 

There's a bathroom on the right is what I always hear in bad moon rising by CCR.


I think I'm the only one who hears this but in Megadeth's "Disintigrators" Dave sings "Anarchy's coming to town, a firey invador" but I always heard "Aunt Auggie's coming to town, a firey invador."


What's Dave got against his Aunt Auggie?

 

I laughed so hard when I read that!

 

I remember thinking Maynard said, "Reaching out to embrace the rectum"

 

Shouldn't that be "Cheap wine and three gay goats"? Either way, I don't think Cold Chisel are known outside Australia.

REM:- "Lets pee in the corner, lets pee in the spot-light....."

 

My wife was singing along with Stevie Ray Vaughan on the radio and when he was saying 'now that's a cold shot babe' She was singing 'popsicle shopping'

 

LMAO!

 

Megadeth's Symphony of destruction-

"a-whoring all the heifers, a peaceful man stands tall".

(a-warring for the heavens)

Metallica's Of wolf and man-

"sheep sh*t!"

(shape shift)

 

R.E.M. - Lotus
"Haven't you noticed, I hate the lotus."

(I ate the lotus)

 

With Maynard's current lyric record, I don't doubt a lyric on the lines of that is going to be on thier next record.

 

"There's a bathroom on the right."

"I'll never be your pizza burnin'."

"Bingo Jed had a light on."

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

It's not that I actually think this is what the singers are singing, it's just what I hear them singing.

Here's one that I've come up with: Whenever I hear "Your Disease" by Saliva, I wonder why that dude wants to deliver pizzas so badly (if you listen to the bridge towards the end, he sings,"Will there ever be any peace for me," but what I hear is, "Will I ever be a pizza man?").

 

Also, for the longest time, I thought Jonsi was saying, "sjálfur kominn um borð, var farinn að byrgast við bæjarlækinn sem hafði þegar deytt svo margar," instead of, "sjálfur kominn um borð, var farinn að berjast við bæjarlækinn sem hafði þegar deytt svo margar."

 

Ah yes, subtle difference there.

I actually also thought Maynard was reaching out to his rectum.

 

Sálin hans Jóns míns - Kanínan
Feita Nína, na-na-na-na-na-na-na

 

Ditto!