I hate misheard lyrics

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Jiles, Jun 27, 2003.

  1. Jiles

    Jiles Inactive

    Nov 28, 2001
    "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

    *im sorry, but i never once thought that was what hendrix was saying in purple haze. i guess we know what the person who first misheard that line had on the brain...

    "gimmie the beach boys and free my soul...i wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away"

    *what kind of stupid ass really though this was what was being sung?

    "secret...asian man.."

    *sure, ill buy that...there sure are more secret asians that agents out there....right?

    "do the funky lady" (dude looks like a lady)

    *id do her...what about you?
  2. *aerosmith*
    "lovin' an alligator!"
  3. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    And I hate singer's who can't properly ennunciate their lyrics :mad:

  4. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Central Texas
  5. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    "Cheap wine and a three legged goat" ? <BR><BR>:D
  6. bizzaro


    Aug 21, 2000
    On my bands demo CD, our singer:" My tension pan done turned off."

    Actual lyrics: "My attention spans done turned off":bawl:

    So I ask him, What the hell is a tension pan and he mumbles something less coherent
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    There's a bathroom on the right is what I always hear in bad moon rising by CCR.

    I think I'm the only one who hears this but in Megadeth's "Disintigrators" Dave sings "Anarchy's coming to town, a firey invador" but I always heard "Aunt Auggie's coming to town, a firey invador."

    What's Dave got against his Aunt Auggie?
  8. Corbis

    Corbis Guest

    Feb 19, 2003
    Wamego KS
    I laughed so hard when I read that!
  9. Taylor Livingston

    Taylor Livingston Supporting Member Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    Oregon, US
    Owner, Iron Ether Electronics
    I remember thinking Maynard said, "Reaching out to embrace the rectum" :eek: :rolleyes: :D
  10. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    Shouldn't that be "Cheap wine and three gay goats"? Either way, I don't think Cold Chisel are known outside Australia.

    REM:- "Lets pee in the corner, lets pee in the spot-light....."
  11. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    My wife was singing along with Stevie Ray Vaughan on the radio and when he was saying 'now that's a cold shot babe' She was singing 'popsicle shopping'
  12. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!

  13. Megadeth's Symphony of destruction-

    "a-whoring all the heifers, a peaceful man stands tall".

    (a-warring for the heavens)

    Metallica's Of wolf and man-

    "sheep sh*t!"

    (shape shift)
  14. R.E.M. - Lotus
    "Haven't you noticed, I hate the lotus."

    (I ate the lotus)
  15. Albini_Fan

    Albini_Fan Banned

    Jan 26, 2003
    Beneath Below
    With Maynard's current lyric record, I don't doubt a lyric on the lines of that is going to be on thier next record.
  16. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "There's a bathroom on the right."

    "I'll never be your pizza burnin'."

    "Bingo Jed had a light on."

    "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

    It's not that I actually think this is what the singers are singing, it's just what I hear them singing.

    Here's one that I've come up with: Whenever I hear "Your Disease" by Saliva, I wonder why that dude wants to deliver pizzas so badly (if you listen to the bridge towards the end, he sings,"Will there ever be any peace for me," but what I hear is, "Will I ever be a pizza man?").
  17. Taylor Livingston

    Taylor Livingston Supporting Member Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    Oregon, US
    Owner, Iron Ether Electronics

    Also, for the longest time, I thought Jonsi was saying, "sjálfur kominn um borð, var farinn að byrgast við bæjarlækinn sem hafði þegar deytt svo margar," instead of, "sjálfur kominn um borð, var farinn að berjast við bæjarlækinn sem hafði þegar deytt svo margar."

    :rolleyes: ;)
  18. Ah yes, subtle difference there. ;)

    I actually also thought Maynard was reaching out to his rectum. :D
  19. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Sálin hans Jóns míns - Kanínan
    Feita Nína, na-na-na-na-na-na-na:D
  20. Atshen


    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    Ditto! :D