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I have a dilemma.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jun 28, 2003.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I need to take a shower, but my idiotic arachnaphobic self just watched Arachnaphobia.

    Now i don't want to take a shower... what do i do?
     
  2. This is a tough situation Mike...well, I think the thing to do is go into the shower with a squirt gun and shoot any spider you see, most likely you won't see one, but if you do, SQUIRT IT TO DEATH!! Then drown it in a hail of water and you'll feel much better :D Glad I could help ~ Tyler
     
  3. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I do not have a water gun.
     
  4. Ok...well in that case...if you see one, get lots of water in your mouth and spray it at the spider if you see it causin it to fall into the flow of water and go down the drain never to harm you again. Glad I could help this time ~ Tyler
     
  5. Just get spider repelant:rolleyes:
     
  6. 1) If you put it on yourself then it would get washed off

    2) If you put it in an area to keep them off, chances are they will find another way to get in

    3) I may be a total idiot and not know what I'm saying so I will leave with a Good Day Sir and that is all.

    ~ Tyler
     
  7. Kill yourself - then you'll be neither in need of a shower or afraid of spiders.
     
  8. But if he kills himself before he showers then he will be a really smelly corpse... ~ Tyler
     
  9. Face your fears and overcome them, like a true overdone novel.
     
  10. That is a crime.
     
  11. parrott...he should be arrested!
     

  12. I don't have one either.
     
  13. we can forgive you since you havent been in a situation where we have given you the advice to use one ;) ~ Tyler
     
  14. Why not make a pointless thread and waste Paul's bandwith?
     
  15. Oh wait.
     
  16. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    how bout most spiders cannot survive in water
     
  17. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Go in the shower, get bitten by the spider, and put us all out of our misery.
     
  18. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Oh, I forgot the ;)
     
  19. Ok heres what ya do. If you have a tree in your front or back yard, hang a shower curtain from the lowest branch (or a branch roughly 2-3 inches taller than you) and hide behind it while giving yourself a shower with the hose. If you don't have a tree in your front or back yard, TAKE A BATH! Then you can see if any spiders are crawling up on you.
     
  20. How come my stupid ass threads similar to this one get closed but not this one?? I think odie hates me :'( ~ Tyler