I have a dilemma.

This is a tough situation Mike...well, I think the thing to do is go into the shower with a squirt gun and shoot any spider you see, most likely you won't see one, but if you do, SQUIRT IT TO DEATH!! Then drown it in a hail of water and you'll feel much better Glad I could help ~ Tyler

 

Ok...well in that case...if you see one, get lots of water in your mouth and spray it at the spider if you see it causin it to fall into the flow of water and go down the drain never to harm you again. Glad I could help this time ~ Tyler

 

Just get spider repelant

 

1) If you put it on yourself then it would get washed off

2) If you put it in an area to keep them off, chances are they will find another way to get in

3) I may be a total idiot and not know what I'm saying so I will leave with a Good Day Sir and that is all.

~ Tyler

 

Kill yourself - then you'll be neither in need of a shower or afraid of spiders.

 

But if he kills himself before he showers then he will be a really smelly corpse... ~ Tyler

 

Face your fears and overcome them, like a true overdone novel.

 

That is a crime.

 

parrott...he should be arrested!

 

I don't have one either.

 

we can forgive you since you havent been in a situation where we have given you the advice to use one ~ Tyler

 

Why not make a pointless thread and waste Paul's bandwith?

 

Oh wait.

 

Go in the shower, get bitten by the spider, and put us all out of our misery.

 

Oh, I forgot the

 

Ok heres what ya do. If you have a tree in your front or back yard, hang a shower curtain from the lowest branch (or a branch roughly 2-3 inches taller than you) and hide behind it while giving yourself a shower with the hose. If you don't have a tree in your front or back yard, TAKE A BATH! Then you can see if any spiders are crawling up on you.

 

How come my stupid ass threads similar to this one get closed but not this one?? I think odie hates me :'( ~ Tyler